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INDIAN JOKES

TOP INDIAN JOKES
The IB, CBI and Delhi Police are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The PM decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch. The IB goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The CBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The Delhi Police goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!

Doubt about Mahabharata.In a remote village of India, once masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the 'Krishna janma' part of it. Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning... Second one is born n Kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born... "Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand. Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous and confused). Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in mahabharata then how come you have one?" Ramu: Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL? Masterji fainted.....

Lady Teacher: Bilee key itney sarey bachey kun hotey hain? Student: Miss agar aap bhi kaprey utar kar bahir ghoomain to aap key us sey bhi ziada hoongey.

Santa: What is the name of your car ? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". Santa: Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Friends of Women.. A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend`s apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirm that she was with them... Friends of Men.. A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend`s apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he is still with them . . .

A child Never seen his Hips. One Day his teacher hit him hard on his hips. Child come back to home & saw in tha mirror & said "Kamini ne 2 tukde ker diye..!"

A GIRL TO HIS BOYFRIEND CHANDNI CHAND SE HOTI HE SITAROYON SE NAHI CHANDNI CHAND SE HOTI HE SITAROYON SE NAHI MOHABBAT EK SE HOTI HE HAJARO SE NAHI THEN BOY TO GIRL CHANDNI AGAR CHAND KI HOGYI TO SITARYON KA KYA HOGA CHANDNI AGAR CHAND KI HOGYI TO SITARYON KA KYA HOGA MOHABBAT AGAR EK SE HOGYI TO HAJARON KA KYA HOGA

Santa Singh is the english teacher in a school. He is very well known as all his students do very well in exams. Santa Singh: "Bolo bachchon GADHA" Students (in chorus): "GADHA " Santa Singh: "Bolo bachchon GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE GADHA" Students(in chorus): "GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE GADHA " Santa Singh: "Bolo bachchon GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAIN" Students(in chorus): "GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAIN" Santa Singh: "Bolo bachchon GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE GADHA, GADHE KE PWECHHE MAIN AUR MERE PEECHHE SAARA DESH " Students(in chorus): "GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE MAIN AUR MERE PEECHHE SAARA DESH" By this time the inspector is furious. He confronts the principal and shouts at him "What is this Santa Singh teaching the students. He is supposed to be taking an english class and what he is saying is GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH . The principle too is shocked, Santa Singh the famous english teacher doing this. He immediately sends for for Santa Singh. Principal: " Santa singh ji what nonsense are you telling these students, GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE MAIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH". Santa Singh: "Yes I was saying all this in class, but I was only teaching the students the spellings of ASSASSINATION." ASS ASS I Nation

Beta: Papa apki shadi ho gai? Papa: Yes. Beta: kis se? Papa: apki mama se. Beta: ap to barey hi chalak nikley ghar mai hi chakkar chala liya... [INDIAN JOKES]
What'd be the surname if the son born to a single father? Ans: Eknathji. What'd be the surname if the son born to three fathers? Ans: Trivedi. what if born to a suspense one? Ans: Guptaji.

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