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FRIENDSHIP SMS:

çSpeaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!(VIRUS)

ç A good movie can make you cry... so can onions.(VIRUS)

çYou cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend!(VIRUS)

çA friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!(VIRUS)

çA friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!(VIRUS)

çFriendship is a wonderful word; it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!(VIRUS)

çThere is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever(VIRUS)
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çI asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you(VIRUS)

çFriends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!(VIRUS)

çLife is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me...(VIRUS)

çWho digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person!(VIRUS)

çI am on holiday ... when I think of holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the beach I think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...
when I think of jellyfish, I think of YOU!!(VIRUS)

çA friend is someone who knows when you need her...(VIRUS)

çIf my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands. (VIRUS)

çA friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it(VIRUS)

çFriend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die(VIRUS)

çYou can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.(VIRUS)

çWherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels� watch over you.(VIRUS)

çMake new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.(VIRUS)

çA little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you needed to cry, come and borrow it!(VIRUS)

çMy girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend.(VIRUS)
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çI would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.(VIRUS)

FRIENDSHIP SMS:

çSpeaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!(VIRUS)

ç A good movie can make you cry... so can onions.(VIRUS)

çYou cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend!(VIRUS)

çA friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!(VIRUS)

çA friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!(VIRUS)

çFriendship is a wonderful word; it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!(VIRUS)

çThere is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever(VIRUS)
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çI asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you(VIRUS)

çFriends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!(VIRUS)

çLife is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me...(VIRUS)

çWho digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person!(VIRUS)

çI am on holiday ... when I think of holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the beach I think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...
when I think of jellyfish, I think of YOU!!(VIRUS)

çA friend is someone who knows when you need her...(VIRUS)

çIf my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands. (VIRUS)

çA friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it(VIRUS)

çFriend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die(VIRUS)

çYou can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.(VIRUS)

çWherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels� watch over you.(VIRUS)

çMake new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.(VIRUS)

çA little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you needed to cry, come and borrow it!(VIRUS)

çMy girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend.(VIRUS)
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çI would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.(VIRUS)



FUNNY SMS:

ç20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand (VIRUS)

çA woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskull to pay for this all. (VIRUS)

çAre these your eyes, I found them between my brests! (VIRUS)

çDo not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . . (VIRUS)
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çGod created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!(VIRUS)

çGod created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought: �I hope she will make herself up�!(VIRUS)

çHALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!! (VIRUS)
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çHello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.(VIRUS)
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çI am a killer, I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend, I�ll kill you for nothing! (VIRUS)
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çI know why I am single; my parents-in-law were not able to have kids... (VIRUS)
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çI like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful color, and perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one! (VIRUS)

çFor you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here?" (VIRUS)

çHow would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated? (VIRUS)

çIf you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit. (VIRUS)

çLove me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going???(VIRUS)

çMy mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...(VIRUS)

çOne out of four people is a Chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you. (VIRUS)

çRoses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't... (VIRUS)

çScientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand.....(VIRUS)
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çSmoking is allowed in this area, blowing not! (VIRUS)

çThe more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning?? (VIRUS)

çThe one, who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood! (VIRUS)

çThey dropped your name, can you pick it up?(VIRUS)

çThis is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly. (VIRUS)


FRIENDSHIP SMS:

çSpeaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!(VIRUS)

ç A good movie can make you cry... so can onions.(VIRUS)

çYou cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend!(VIRUS)

çA friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!(VIRUS)

çA friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!(VIRUS)

çFriendship is a wonderful word; it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!(VIRUS)

çThere is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever(VIRUS)
ç
ç
ç
çI asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you(VIRUS)

çFriends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!(VIRUS)

çLife is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me...(VIRUS)

çWho digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person!(VIRUS)

çI am on holiday ... when I think of holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the beach I think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...
when I think of jellyfish, I think of YOU!!(VIRUS)

çA friend is someone who knows when you need her...(VIRUS)

çIf my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands. (VIRUS)

çA friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it(VIRUS)

çFriend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you ...
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