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Blonde joke

11th June

I have a fondness for blonde jokes (being a brunette) so if you´re blonde... well you wouldn´t be here... the little buttons on your phone are quite confussing aren´t they? (just kidding)

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. ´Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?´
The blonde said, ´How about 50 dollars?´ The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

´You´re finished already?´ he asked.

´Yes,´ the blonde answered, ´and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.´ Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

´And by the way,´ the blonde added, ´that´s not a Porch, it´s a Ferrari.´

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