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A man came home drunk at four in the morning and his wife began yelling at him, crying cos she thought he had been with another woman. "No love, I swear, I was at a bar and it was so fancy that even the urinals were made of GOLD!" She said she didnt believe him, so he gave her the number of the bar. "Hello" she said, "my husband claims to have spent the night at your bar and I have just one question to verify this. Are your urinals covered in gold?" There was a pause, and then she heard the bartender say "Hey Charlie... I think we found the guy who peed in your saxophone!"

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