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I went alone on our honeymoon, My wife had already seen Niagara Falls, But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid, now I answer it whether it rings or not!
BOY; Daddy?? How did i come into this world??? DAD; Listen carefully. Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe, In the restroom of the cyber cafe, dad connected to Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. When dad finished uploading. We discovered we did not use firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a VIRUS!!!
Father asked his son after exam: "Let me see your report card" Son: "My friend just borrowed it, He wants to scare his parents."
=GRADUATION DAY SPEECH= "Tonight i am graduation,i invitation you all to eat our house because i know someday i will eat your house too. i will die five chickens, three girls and two boys to eat you all and i will ask my father to cook my mother........ thank you!!"
Room Service? Can you send up a towel? "Please wait... Someone else is using it.."
Interviewer to a Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a Millionaire? Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.. Interviewer: Wow!, she must be some woman, What were you before you married her? Millionaire: "BILLIONAIRE"
There once was an old man of ESSER, whose knowledge grew lesser & lesser, It atlast grew a small, He knew nothin at all & new he's a coll "ProfESSOR"
Doc,Cut off my dog's tail, Vet: Why do u want 2 do dat? Coz my mom- in- law is visiting us & I dnt want anything 2 make her think she's welcomed...
"You ever notice that d word "ENGAGED" has d word "GAG" n d middle of it? just something think abt , ladies."
D wind, d wind, d naughty wind, dat blows d girl's skirt high but God s clever, he sends d dust along d wind 2 close d boy's eyes"...
04.06.2008 21:26 EDT,
:.* hi Floral its Annette! Greetings once again frm nyc!! Ya site is lookn gr8! Kp it up!
18.01.2008 23:50 EST,
but my experience is different my friend
11.01.2008 08:43 EST,
may God b wth u when u visit my site
16.11.2007 15:15 EST,
u r nice my friend,u r fine.let GOD help u 2 shine
16.11.2007 14:55 EST, all things created by god r beautiful! Greetings 2 u!
26.10.2007 16:38 EDT,
Salut, esti foarte simpatica si fotogenica ! mwah
23.10.2007 19:56 EDT,
ur r8! ur designd by god!
23.10.2007 19:33 EDT,

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