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,:*:,COMPUTER JOKES,:*:,

:*:MICROSOFT:*:

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Imagine that you are a software engineer.. answer this with a technical word...OK! Ready! Scroll...... down..... for the question....,.. If Bill Gates mother gets BORED,.. What will you call her?..... come on think of it........ still dn't know?.......... DUFFER: The answer is......... Mother bored..........,.(MOTHER BOARD)
Why Bill Gates decides to sell off microsoft? Dumbta had recently purchased a new computer with microsoft windows as the O/S and was unhappy with the same, he writes a letter to Bill Gates regarding the same.
Dear Mr Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want bring to your notice.
1.There is a button "START" but there is no "STOP" button, we request you to check it.
2.One doubt is wether any "RE-SCOOTER" is available in system? I found only "RE-CYCLE" but I own a scooter at my home.
3.There is "FIND" button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door KEY and we tried a lot trace the KEY with this "FIND" button but was unable to trace . Please rectify this problem.
4.My child learnd "microsoft word" now he wants to learn "microsoft sentence", So when you will provide that?
5.I bought Computer, CPU, Mouse and Keyboard but there is only one ICON which shows "MY COMPUTER" when will you provide the remaining Items?
6.It is surprising that windows says"MY PICTURE" but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that?
7.There is a "MICROSOFT OFFICE", but what about "MICROSOFT HOME?",Since i use the PC at home.
8.You provided "MY RECENT DOCUMENTS" when will you provide "MY PAST DOCUMENTS?
9.You provided "MY NETWORK PLACES" For God sake do not provide "MY SECRET PLACES," I do not want my wife know Where I go after my office hours!
10.Last one to Mr Bill Gates; Sir how is it that your name is GATES but you are selling WINDOWS? Regards, DUMBTA
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=WHATS THE PROBLEM= =HONEY!=
A wife awoke early one morning to sounds her husband angrily banging around pots and pans in the kitchen. When she goes downstairs, she sees that he is looking for something to eat but, more importantly, he is very upset about something. "Whats the problem darling?" "Didn't your program work?" "It worked. I wrote that code until the wee hours of the morning, and it worked!" "Then whats the matter? Where there a lot of BUGS in it?"
"I took special pains to eliminate the bugs. It worked, and it worked perfectly!" "So whats wrong?" "I was so tired when I finished. I decided to take a little nag just for few minutes."
"Did you not sleep well? Did you have a NIGHTMARE?" The concerned wife inquired. "NO! I slept perfectly well... with my head on the BACKSPACE KEY!!"


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