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*NEW RULES OF CRICKET ICC*
1)RICKY PONTING¤(The Truly Genuine Cricketer of the cricket era and whose integrity should not be doubted) should considered as the Fourth Umpire. As per the new rules, fourth umpire decision is final and will over ride any decisions taken by any other umpires. ON-FIELD UMPIRES can seek the assistance of Ricky Ponting even if he is not on the field. This RULE is to be made, so that every team should understand the importance of the FOURTH UMPIRE.
2)While AUSTRALIAN TEAM is bowling, If the ball flies anywhere close to the AUSTRIALIAN FIELDER(within 5 meter distance), the batsman is to be considered out, irrilevant of wether the catch was taken cleanly or grassed. Any decision for further clarification should be seeked from the FOURTH UMPIRE. This is made to ensure that the cricket played with sportive spirit By all the teams.
3)While batting Australian players will wait, for the ON-FIELD UMPIRE decision only (even if the catch goes to the FIFTH SLIP as the ball might not have touched the bat) Each AUSTRALIAN BATSMAN has to be out FOURTH TIMES (minimum) before he can return to the Pavilion. In case of the CRICKETER with INTEGRITY, this can be higher.
4)Umpires should consider a huge bonus if AUSTRALIAN PLAYER scores a century. Any wrong decisions can ignore as they will be paid huge bonus and will receive the backing of the Australian Team and Board.
5)All Australian player are eligible to keep opponent Team should never comments as they will be spoiling the spirit of the Australian team. Any comments maid in any other language are to be considered as RACIALISM only.
6)Match REFEREE decisions will be taken on the Australian team advices only. Player views from the other teams decision will not be considered for hearing. Match reference are to be given huge bonus if this rule implimented.
7)No visiting team should plan to win in AUSTRALIA this is to ensure that the sportive spirit of cricket maintained.
8)The most important rule; If any bowler gets Ricky Ponting. The UNDISPUTED CRICKETER with Integrity in the game of Cricket and more than twice in a series, he will be banned for the REST OF THE SERIES.This is to ensure that the best batsman/ CAPTAIN will be played to break records and create history in the game of CRICKET. Most important; DEFINITELY "NO MONKEY BUSINESS."


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