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nau ty blonde - Animated Comics/Fantasy/Anime



*Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? Ans: That's the proper place to wash vegetables!!
*Why did the blönde fall out of the window? Ans: She was ironing the curtain!!
*Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test??? Ans: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat!!
*Why do blondes work seven days a week? Ans: So you dont have to retain them to Monday!!
*What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? Ans:Trying to hold on to a thought!!
*How do you know a blond has been using ur computer? Ans: When the joy stick is wet!
*Some blondes are ugly but smart, others are dumb but sexy and fine, So never go around showing off your gal or u might just get outta line!
*A blonde pulled out 6 people from a burning house... Still he was jailed.. Why?? Ans: Coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff!!
*Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC? Ans: To open WINDOWS!!!
*One blonde talking to another, "Have you ever read Shakespeare? No!! who wrote it?
*What did one blonde's legs say to the other one? Ans: Between u and me we could make a lot of money!
*How do u drown a blonde? Ans: U place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of d pool!
*Why did the blonde return her new scarf??? Ans: It's so tight!
*What it is called when a blonde blows in another ear? Ans: Data Transfer!
*How did u tell if a blönde did your landscaping? Ans: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

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