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>*If they squeeze Olives to get OIL, How do they get BABY OIL?
>*If a fire fighter fights Fire and a crime fighter fights Crime, what does a freedom fighter Fight?
>*Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
>*Why do you need driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
>*What hair colour do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
>*What do you call a MALE Lady bug?
>*Why do they sterilize the needle for LETHAL INJECTIONS?
>*Why doesn't GLUE STICK to the inside of the bottle?
>*Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
>*Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes, instead of parachutes?
>*If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
>*If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
>*If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
>*If you are in a jet that goes faster than sound, what happens if you speak?
>*Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a SHIPMENT? but when you transport something by ship it's called CARGO?
>*Why are called APARTments when they are all stuck together?
>*If CON is the opposite of PRO, is CONGRESS the opposite of PROGRESS?
>*If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the TERMINAL?
*>Is it OK to use the AM radio after Noon?
>*What do chickens think we taste like??
>*If ASPIRINS are always "take two" why not increase the size of one?
>*If you throw a cat out of the house, does it become kitty litter?
>*Why don't make MICE FLAVOURED cat food? Hope you found this amusing?

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