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-=TOP 3 COLLEGE RULES=- (1)Be quiet in the class b'coz others sleeping.,.... (2)Dont't forget to carry books it works as a pillow (3)Keep the CAMPUS clean, so "ße Absent"
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BUZZ: "First I got Tonsilitis, followed by Apendicitis, and Pheumonia, After that I got Erysipelas with Hemachromatosis, Following that I got Poliomyelitis, and finally ended up with Neuritis, they gave me Hypodermics and Inoculations" BUTCH:"Boy you had a time?" BUZZ: "I'll say! I thought I'd never pull through that Spelling Test"
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"As we have learned," said the teacher, "The former ruler of Russia was called a CZAR, and his wife called CZARINA, now who can tell me what the Czar's children were called?" A little boy at the back of the class piped up said "CZARDINES!"
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"Now boys" said the teacher: "Tell me the signs of the Zodiac, You first Tommy." "TAURUS the BULL" " Right," "Now you Harry, another one," "CANCER the CRAB" Right again, "Now Sammy it's your turn," The boy looked puzzled, hesitated a moment and then blurted out"MICKEY the MOUSE"
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Teacher: How old is your father? Sunny:As old as I am, Teacher: How is it possible? Sunny: He became father only after I was born,(1st rank)
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Teacher:"Give me a sentence with an object" Pupil: "You're very beautiful, teacher." Teacher:" What's the object?" Pupil: "A Good Grade."
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Teacher: "Give an example of a collective nouns"Student:"GARBAGE"
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Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of coincidence? Johnny:"Ma' am , my mother and father got married on the same day same time"
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Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun, Everyone must attend it, Student: No Ma'am! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Student: My mother will not allow me to go so FAR...
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Teacher:What was the full form of MATHS? Pupil: Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students..
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Teacher:What is ur name? Student: "MERA NAAM SURAJ PRAKASH hai,... TEACHER: "When i ask a question in English, answer it in English, Student: "My name is SUNLIGHT"
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Teacher:Sam you talk a lot,. Sam: "It's a family tradition, Teacher: What do you mean? Sam: My granpa was a Street Hawker, my father is a teacher" Teacher: What about your mother??? Sam:She is a woman!
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Teacher:What should be in a book to make it a best seller? Pupil: A Girl on the cover and no cover on the girl!
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Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue whould I be showing? Student: BROTHERLY LOVE...
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Marty: "He was kicked out of school for cheating," Wade: "How come?" Marty:"He was caught counting his ribs in a Biology Exam"
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for WATER? PUPIL: H,I,J,K,L,M,O! TEACHER: What are you talking about? PUPIL: Yesterday you said it is.... H to 0


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