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couples - Animated Comics/Fantasy/Anime



A newly married man asked his wife, "would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey" the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you no matter who left you a fortune."
*WIFE: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? HUSBAND: Yes i see your picture and say to myself "What other problem can there be greater than this one."
*WIFE: Do you want dinner? HUSBAND: Sure what are my choices?? WIFE: just YES! and NO!
*WIFE: Honey what are you looking for? HUSBAND: Nothing; WIFE: Nothing? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?? HUSBAND: I was just looking for d expiry date!
*DOC: your husband needs rest, take these sleeping pills, WIFE: Oh! thanks doc. when do I give him these? DOC: These pills are for you not for him!
*WIFE: last night i saw a dream that u were sending me jewelry and clothes! HUSBAND: Yeah! I saw your dad paying the bill...
*HUSBAND: Who says I hate your relatives? In fact, I like your mother-in- law better than mine!
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor...
Husband: I want to enjoy this Sunday so I bought 3 movie tickets,WIFE:Why 3?HUSBAND: for you and your parents...
A man and his ever nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem, while they were there, the wife passed away,the undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150" The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, " Long ago a man died here, was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just CAN'T TAKE THAT CHANCE."

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