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¤If ur boyfriend/girlfriend here? Is she/he on the roof?(NO!), Then lets go to the roof!
¤What you'll say, we make like winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar?
¤Hi, I'm the new milkman, Do you want it in the front or the back?
¤Hi, sorry I don't have opening line but you have opening and I have a line.
¤Do you have a room in your life for another friend?
¤If I were a watermelon, would you split or swallow my seed?
¤Hi im a dog and I need to bury my bone.
¤How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?
¤Did you know that I saved a girl's life last night?(NO!) I pulled a 6 inches meat out of her mouth to save here life. Can I save your life?
¤Hi im Laura, im your playtoy tonight...
¤If you had some nuts on the wall, would they be wallnuts?(YES), If you had some nuts on chest, would they be chestnuts?(YES),If you had some nuts on your chin, would they be chinnuts?
¤There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I like to mount!
¤Your belt looks extremely tight.Let me loosen it for you?
¤If you are a car, I wax you and ride you all over town!
¤Hey baby, theres a party in my pants, you are invited.
¤Hi can I domesticate you?
¤Girl, your so fine, I wish I can plant you grow a hole filed of you!
¤You know, I've always wanted to sleep with you!
¤Your good at Math right?Is 69 a perfect square?
¤You have pretty eyeballs of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
¤Would you be my buffet?So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
¤Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
¤Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?
¤Want to come with my garden, see my big hard cucumber?
¤There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you!
¤Thats a nice shirt, can i talk to u without it?
¤Pardon me you are screamer or a moaner?

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