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*On Easter Sunday, the minister was giving the children's sermon, He reached into a bag and pulled out an egg. He asked the children if they knew what was inside...., "I know," said one boy,. "PANTY HOSE!"
*The teacher then asked,"Does anyone knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid shot up his hand and said, "Verge" the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?" The little kid, "you know,Verge n'Mary?
*Monks day off-One day 3 mönks were told by the minister that today was their day off, to do whatever they want, and at the end of the day, god would forgive them of their sins, the monks thought this sounded like a good idea so they went off into the city. At the end of the day, the three monks returned to the church and the minister asked, "What did you do today?" the monk replied, "I robbed an off license," "GOOD" the minister replied "Go and drink from the holy water" and "what did you do today?" "I pissed in the holy water," came the reply...
*Two priests are taking a piss in the urinals, One day and the one priest look down and sees a nicotine patch on the other guy d*ck. He says, "Im not really a rocket scientist or anything, but, isn't that supposed to be on your arm?" and the other priest goes, "Nah!, its working fine. Im down to two butts a day!"

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