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toilet training - Animated



There are two ants living in a gal's pair of und*es, One day they decided to go exploring in the caves, They said to meet back in the same spot in an hour, So, one ant went in on cave, and the other ant in different cave. After an hour went by, the two ants met back, One ant was covered in brown sticky, smelly stuff, "Eeeww! What was your cave like?" asked the other ant, "It was nice at first but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky" replied the ant, "So how was your cave?" "Well," he said, "It was lonely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting me and then spitting on me.."
There were these three guys, they had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a holel rented a room and went to sleep.Then this old guy comes, in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them; "OK, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in." So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "BANANAS!" and lands in a pool of bananas, the second guy was money hungry yelled out "MONEY!" and lands in a pill of money. The third guys jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "OH SHITS"
It was the first day of a new school year, three boys arrive at the class late and the teacher asks the first boy, "Why are you tardy?" the boy replies, "I've been on BLUEBERRY HILL" The teacher said "take your seat" She asks the next boy why he was late. " I was on BLUBERRY HILL also" he replied. Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with the same answer. As the boys were sitting down, a girl arrives in. "Let me guess!" said the teacher, " You where on Blueberry Hill also?" "NO!..." I am BLUEBERRY HILL" replied the girl...
A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal, later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins to yelling frantically at the waitress, "waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is goin on!" So the waitress take him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit, He says "that's disgusting!" Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him MAKE DONUTS"
A professor gave his class an assignment, and the only reason for not finishing it would be if you were sick or a close relative died. So this guy raised his hand and said "What about s*x exhaustions?" the whole class burst out laughing. After the laughter died down, the professor replied "maybe you should consider the other hand!!"
One day a man went on business trip to Florida, He had saw this hooker and he asked. "How much for a hand job?" the hooker replied "100 bucks" the man said "100 bucks, that's a lot of got damn money" So the hooker pulled him to the side and said "See that Mercedes, I paid for that by giving jobs" So he gave her money and received the best hand he had never had. The next day he sees her and asks, "How much for a head job?" She said "200 dollars" that's a lot of money" She pulled him to the side and said "You see that Yahat by the pier? I paid for that yahat by giving head job"
So he gives her the money, and get the best head jobs of his life. On his last day in Florida he returns to the hooker and says " the hand job was good, the head job was great, how much for the whole package?" "1000 Dollars," "1000 Dollars, that's a lot of good damn money" So she pulled to the side and said " you see that Island, I could afford dat if I had a p*ssy"

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