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,;*;,Kn0cK! Kn0cK!,;*;,

,;*;,Who's TheRe??,;*;,

*)Knock! Knock! Who's there? Fanny.. Fanny who? Fanny the way you keep saying.. Who's there? Everytime I knock....
*)Knock! Knock! Who's there? A midget who can't reach the doorßell...
*)Knock!Knock! Who's there? Harry... Harry who? HARRY up and £et me in!!
*)Knock!Knock! Who's there? Harry,ßutch and Jimmy... Harry,ßutch and Jimmy who? Hurry up, ßutch arms around me and Jimmy a kiss....
*)Knock! Knock! Who's there? O£ive.... O£ive who? 0£ive across the road..
*)Knock!Knock! Who's there? Mummy... Mummy who? MUMMeasles are better so can't come in...
*)Knock!Knock! Who's there? ßoo... ßoo who? There's no need to cry.. it's only a joke!!
*)Knock! Knock! Who's there? Madam... Madam who? MaDam key broke in the £ock...
*)Knock!Knock! Who's there? Orange... 0range who? 0range you glad I called you?
*)Knock!Knock! Who's there? Mister... Mister who? Mister last bus home..
*)Knock!Knock! Who's there? ATCH... Atch who? ßLESS YOU!
*)Knock!Knock! Who's there? Ivor... Ivor who? Ivor sore hand from knocking so much..
*)Knock!Knock! Who's there? York... York who? York coming over to my place tonight??
*)Knock!Knock! Who's there? Isabel.. Isabel who? Isabel broken? I had to knock...
*)Knock!Knock! Who's there? Lettuce.. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here...
*)Knock!Knock! Who's there? GrandMa, Knock! Knock! Who's there? GrandMa, Knock!Knock! Who's there? Aunt.. Aunt who? Aunt you glad grandma's gone??
*)Knock!Knock! Who's there? Doris.. Doris who? Doris locked- thats why I knocked...

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