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;*;Is This a JöKê?;*;


I want to suck you..
Lick you.. Wanna more my tongue all over you.. Wanna feel you in my mouth... Yep, that's how you... Eat an ice cream!!
ßoss: (to employee)
Experts say humor on the job relieves tention in this time of down-sizing
Knock, knock
Employee:Whose there?
Boss:not you anymore..
If u can change ur mind,are u sure u still have one?
(_!_)An arse
Fat arse (!) tight arse
(_?_) dumb arse
(_*_) sore arse
(_zzz_) tired arse
(_E=mc2_) smart arse
(_x_) kiss my arse!!
He met a lady browsing..
She unzipped his dotcom when downloading..
Since he was virus free
He slotted his floppydisk in to her
Hotmail,, she screamed....
I am only have SEX on days that begin with T
Tevery day!
T-mobile regrets to inform you that the network has gone down on everyone except You
We regret to inform you that no one would go down on you..
You not even a network..
When I was born Devil said...
Oh Shit!!! Another God!!
And when you were ßorn devil said...
What happend to your mobile?? I was trying to call you..but I got this message..
"Welcome to the Jungle Network...
The monkey you are trying to call is on tree...
Plz try again later..
In the Morning I do not eat.. Because i think of you.. At noon I do not eat.. Because I think of you.. In the evening I do not eat.. Because I think of you... At night I do not sleep.. Because I am hungry...

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