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Munna Bhai : Abe Circuit ! Jaa baju wale ghar se Doctor ko
bula ke laa.., meri tabiyat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit : Aey Bhai! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna Bhai : Bole to meri fees bahut zyada hai........Kya???
English means : "Goodnight,"
Hindi means : "Shubhratri,"
Urdu means : "Shabbakhair,"
Aur apni language mein
"CHAL LUDHAK LE."
Ati hai yaad bar-bar tumhe kaise bhulaye hum,
Jis dil mein tumhari yaad na ho,
Aisa dil kahan se lae hum.
Yaad karte hain yaaron ko, Yaadon se dil bahar ata hai,
Kabhi sath jiya karte the, Lekin aaj milne ko dil taras jata hai.
Khushbu ki tarah apke pass bikhar jayenge,
Sukun bankar dil mein utar jayenge,
mehsus karne ki koshish kijye,
Dur hote hue bhi pas nazar ayenge.
Dosti hoti hai Dil-E-Raaz chupaney ke liye,
hum apni hasti mita denge tumhe paane ke liye.
Milne ki tumhe fursat nahi isliye.
SmS kar rahe hain apni yaad dilane ke liye.
Tum na mano yeh haqeekat hai, "Dosti" insaan ki zaroorat
hai,
Kisi din aao mehfil me, Jaan jaoge zindagi kitni khoobsurat
hai.
Rab se aapki khushi mangte hai, Duaon mein aapki hansi
mangte hai....
Sochte hai kya mangein aapse?
Chalo aapki umar-bhar ki dost mangte hai.
An elderly man wanted to have a haircut. He went to a
barber's shop. The charge of a hair cut was Rs. 25 only.
When the barber had done his work he asked for double the
usual charge. "I have not much hair on my head and you are
demanding the double. why ? The clever barber replied
promptly, "You are right, you have so little and so I have to
search for your hair. That is why the charges are double."
A young coupkle was quarrelling about the future career of
their son. They were fighting about it outside the gate of their
house in the street. The woman wanted that their son
become a doctor, for she had been suffering from a few
ailments. But the man wanted that their son become a lawyer
as he had some legal issues pending in the court. A small
crowd of curious...


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