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Funny SMS

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Nijum Rate Soytan Gaan Gay.

Iblis Tobla Bajay.

Porira Nache.

Jinera Hashe.

Bandorera Mula Chabay.

R Bekub Ra Mobile Tipe !!!

So Toi Ki Korish?

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit,kiss,sucked,swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left
I was shouting

Job Vacancy in Railway.
45,000tk Salary.
Train er Headlight Nosto. So Train er Aage Aage Torch Light Nie Dourate Hobe. Ki Parbi ?

Bondhu toke etodin por sms korte khub lojja lagchhe. Etodin ami toke vul bujhechilam. Tor shathe kotha bolini,tore phone dei ni,tor theke dure dure thekechi.
toke ami bujhte parini bondhu.
Ekhon ami amar vul bujhte parchhi.
Ekhon theke r toke avoid korbo na.
Ashole ami jantam na AIDS chhoyache rog na.


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(4)Voda Vorta

(5)Maler Soup

(6)Dhuder Malai

(7)Masiker SoS

Vai Konta Khaben ?
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Girl- oh! khub lagche Boy- R ekto

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Koto din kokiler dak shunini boshonto nei bole, koto din brishti te vijini brishti hoyni bole, koto din mon khule hasini tumi nei bole, koto din tumake wish korini kono upolokkho nei bole, kintu aj tumake ridoy ujar kore sms korlam sms charge 0.00 tk bole... Ha...Ha...Ha...

Conversation betwen mother & littol son

Son:ammu,ajke ki Eid?

Mom:na to baba,kno?

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