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INDIAN ADULT JOKES 2

BOSS-What's your Wife's Name? verma-Jassi.BOSS-Whatz her"Whole"name?"verma:Sir,Hole k Naam rakha nahi hai par"Fuddi"Kehta hoon.
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Mattha tekne k baad 1 aurat boli-Swamiji koi sadbudhi ki baat bataiye. Swamiji-Bra pahan k aya karo,hilte dekh ke hamara dhyan hil jata hai.
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Dost:tu condom aur tawiz dono pocket me sath kyon rakhta hai?__:Abe,bhoot aur ch00t ka koi bharosa nahi hota kahin bhi mil sakte hai
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Kya aapne kabhi muh me liya hai?- wo mota sa, aas-paas baal, naram-naram, upar se cover.. NEVER? jhut bolte ho? Kabhi BHUTTA nahi khaya
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verma:Kal main apni wife ki yaad bhulane ke liye sharab ki botle ka sahara liya sharma:To fir kya hua? verma: Ben Chod mera Lu nd botle mein Fas gya
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kabrastan wala: mam apke pati ka luund khade hone k karan kabar bundh nahi ho rahi.. wife: kat k uski g@nd me dal do, bas pure city me ek g@and hi hai jo usne nahi mari.
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GIRL TO A NURSE-MERI CH00T FAT GEYI HAI TANKE LAGWANE HAI. NURSE SIZE KITNA RAKHNA HAI.GIRL APNE JITNA RAKH DO.NURSE FIR TO AUR FADNI PADEGI.
ladka:-"Dad aap jadu jante hain?" Daddy:"Nahi to.!" ladka:-"To phir aap raat ko mummy se kyon kah rahe the- "Chal,AB GOHRDI BAN JA
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Dost:tu condom aur tawiz dono pocket me sath kyon rakhta hai?__:Abe,bhoot aur ch00t ka koi bharosa nahi hota kahin bhi mil sakte hai
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Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge 10/- plate chaat bechenge Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo
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Zindgi ki Sabse Khatarnak Pariksha :- Talvar ki Dhar Ke Upar Khulli G- A-N-D se Fislana Aur l-u-n-d se Break Marna. Kaya hua ? Soch kar hi G-A-N-D Fatt Gayi Na
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Teacher-kisi aisi cheez ke bare main batao jo Suni sbne ho par dekhi kisi ne NA ho.. stdent: Mam "BHEN NA LODA"
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Doctor To baba: Baba Jee,Aapki Nichey Ki Donu Goliyan Nikalni Padengi Baba:Nikal Do Beta,Jab Bandooq Hi Nahi Chal Rahi To Goliyan Kis kam ki
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zamane mein...iswaqt duniya ke 50 % log sex kar chuke he,25 % sex kar rahe he,24 % sex karne wale he,or baki bache 1% haath me lu nd lekr sms padh rahe hain
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Do u know! Lund aur Gand kise kehte hai. U dirty mind?Gand ko Russian me Life aur Lund ko French me Happy kehte hai. Dua hai k aap ki GAND me hamesha LUND rahe...!!!
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Jinke paas hai Woh haath me leker zor zor se hilate hai..Aur jinke paas nahi hai..Woh ungli dalke zor zor se hilate hai..Bolo kya??TOOTH BRUSH.
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Ladkiyan SALWAR k niche kya pehnti hain ? Think.. Socho=Socho Guess Sochte raho.. U dirty mind.. Vo CHAPPAL Pehenti hain
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Ek Hijda bazar se guzar raha tha. Achhanak uski g**d me kisi ne ungli dal di aur turant hi nikal di. Hijda bola:- Hai Hai ye miss call kisne maara
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Jotish: lund batao. Ladka lund batata hai. Jotish: is saal pas hojaoge,naukri lagegi aur shadi b hogi. Ladka: lund Q dekha. Jotish: muth marte marte hathon ki rekha lund par aagai hai
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Shadi k 7 din baad maa ph. Par beti se: Beti mai ne jo sari di thii woh pehni ya nahi? Beti:7 din se usne chaddi tak nahi pehne di sari kya khak pehnun.
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Hakim sex goli bechte hue: ek loge lamba hoga. Do loge khamba hoga. Ladka: aur teen liye to. Hakim:abe bhosdi ke tujhe chodna haik khodna hai
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3 friends talking about AIDS Friend: Kabhi condom ke bina nahin karta. sharma: Ungli mein bhi condom pehnta hoon. verma: Main to bilku risk nahin leta, padosi se karwata hoon
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Teacher: tum chote ho ya tumhare papa? Boy: papa! Teacher:woh kaise? Boy: maine to mummy ka dodh pina kab ka chor diya papa abhitak pite hai
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Husband: shadi k bad zindagi kutte jaisi ho gai hai.Wife: kutte se kya barabri karoge wo to 10ghanta lund fasa k rakhta hai. Tumhari 2 mint me gand fat jati hai.
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Ladki aadmi ke paas gai..... Aadmi ne dekha...... Pakda..... Piche se khola..... Aur dal diya...... Ladki bahot kush thi..... Pahli bar dalwarahi thi na.... Mobile me sim
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Ek baccha aunty ke panty dekh bola iske andar kya hai? Aunty: sigri hai. Bhaccha: meri mung falli seku kya? Aunty: nahi sham ko tere uncle esme butta sekenge
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Laknow k nawab sahab jate hai to upar se ek bra un par girti hai. Nawab sahab:Wah! Miyaa aam khud kha rahe ho aur chilke hum par phek diya
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Teacher: ladkiyan kab badi hote hai?Boys: jab woh bra pahenne lagti hai! Teacher: ladke kab bade hote hai? Girls: jab woh bra utarne lagte hai
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Ek bhikari bar girl k ghar bheek mangne jata hai. Aur doodh mangta hai to woh apna nipple munh me laga deti hai wo bola Achcha hua maine pani nahi manga
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Ek old man ek ladke ko badi hairat se dekh raha tha Q k usne apne baal Laal hara aur nila kiye huye tha.Boy: Kya babaji jawani mein kabhi kuch aisa nahi kiya kya? Old man: Ek mor ko choda tha shayad tum mere hi bete ho
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Old man: doctor meri age me sex style kya hona chahiye! Doc: doggy style. Old man: aapka matlab peeche se daloo. Doc: nahi saale sirf soongh aur chaat
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