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INDAIN ADULT JOKES 3

A fat NRI women goes to a gurudwara with a mannat.

She tells a man:main aaj bhot vaddi aass leke aayi han.
man : Main vekhya, jaddo tussi matthha tekya.
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Aik train main daku ghuss aaye or pporee train ko loot lya, Beti:
daddy main nay apne ring save kar le or usay apne pussy main dal
dya, Daddy: Good .. Agar ye apne ammi ko bata datein to humara
SuitCase bhe bach jata......
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Tention hai to charas loe,
dimag kamzoor hai to badam ka juice loe,
khoon ke kami hai to Anaar ka juice loe,
Mardaza kamzori hai to.. to .. to.. No Problem .. Mera Lund Choos
Loe..
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Boy to Girl: sex kartay hoay zyada maza larki ko aata hai ya
larkay koe? Girl: agar tum apnay kaan(ear) main ungle(fingure) dalo
gay to kaan ko maza aata hai ya unglee koe....
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Girl: I m like a radio, my left nipple is volume, my right nipple
id tuner,.. Boy turns both but there is no sound. Girl Said, Stupid
neechay Cell(batery) tera baap dalay ga.
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Once a boy came late to class.. Teacher said to him: tumhien
periods k miss honay ka zara bhe ehsas hai ? Boy Said: jee.. bohott
ehsas hai .. tub say jub say mere sister k periods aana ruk gaye
thay .. ammi bayhosh hoe gain thin abbu ko heart-attack hoe gaya tha
or mazay ke baat ye k humara driver bhe bhag gaya .... ;)
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A Girl Sitting in Examination hall with ram
Girl: main aap ke naqal mar loon?
ram: Aahooo.. tu mere naqal mar lay phir main tere Asal maroon ga ..
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Eik Pati-Patni ki suhag raat thi...

Pati apni Patni ke pechae dalnae laga to wo
boli ....na na Pati jee pechae nahi aagae.

Pati bola tumhain kaisae pata hai ?

Patni boli...mera boy friend mere aagae dalta tha.

Pati bola...acha...par mere boy friend to mere pechae dalta tha...
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Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
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MINISTER: sach-sach batao,
tum kitni bar hamse bewafai ki ho?
WIFE: kul 3 bar.
MINSTR: kab-kab?
WIFE: jab apka dil ka operation tha to
Dr. k pas gai thi,
Fir jab Aap jail me band hue to judge k pas gai thi.
MINSTR: Teesri bar?
WIFE: Jab apko sarkar banana tha,
Aur apke pas 76 MLAs kum the..
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LARKI:maa kia yeh such hay kay jahan
larkay lund daltay hain,
wahan say hi bachay hotay hain?

MAA: yes

LARKI: Oh, iss ka matlab mery bachay moun say hongay.
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8 sal ka bachcha rape case mein pakra jata hai.

Lady lawyer us ki lulli pakr k kehti hai kya ye bacha rape kar sakta hai???

Bacha kehta hai: madam ji hila mat warna case harjaogi.
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aik pagal nanga bazaar may ghum raha tha !
uska lund boht lamba tha.

aik orat ne dekha to boli-
ye mulk taraqi kese kare ga
saray kam ke aadmi to pagal hay.
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Shaadi ki pehli raat

husband apni biwi ki choot ke andar aik ungli dalta hai.

Biwi sharmatay hoe: Aik ungli aur dalo na.

Husband: Kyun tu ne seeti bajani hai.
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Shaadi ki 1st nite husband apni wife ko Rs. 500 de kar bola,
hum ne yeh kaam free mai kiya hi nahi.

Wife 200 wapis kar ke boli humne 300 se zayada kabhi liye hi nahi.
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Ek AADAMI Ka Beta
5th Class Mai Fail Huwa to
4th Mai Wapis Aaya...

4th Mai Fail to 3rd Mai
aur 3rd Se 2nd...

Vah Biwi Se Bola Panty Tight Karle,
Wo Wapas Aa Raha Hai.
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