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INDIAN ADULT JOKES 4

husband apne susral mai apni bivi se chalo sex kerte hain.

bivi nahi yeh mere baap ka ghar hai.

husband: tu kia mere baap ka ghar chakla hai
jo tu roz tyar ho jati hai.
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papa:beta yeh lo 20 rs
mammi ko nahi batana may nokrani kay sath soya tha.
kid:papa aap boht kanjos ho.
mammi mujhay 100 rs daiti hain jab woh driver kay sath soti hai.
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husband: shadi kay baad life kuttay jaisi hogai hay .
wife :kuttay say kia barabari kartay ho
woh tu aik ghanaty tak phasa kay rakhta hay,
tumhari tu 1 minute may nikal jati hay.
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teacher nay "braizer" nahi pehna tha
aur kameez kay 2 button khol gaye.
yeh daikh kay 2 bachay hansnay lagay
tu gussay say boli
"hanso maat warna dono ko bahar nikal doungi"
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1 Friend : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.

2 Friend : Acha wo kaise?

1 Friend : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
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Girl: Meri Choot Main Ungli Dalo.
Dusri B Dalo.
Ab Pura Hath B Dalo.
Ab Dusra Hath B Dalo.
Ab Dono Hathon Se Taali Bajao.
Boy: Nahi Bajti
Girl: Dekha Kitni Tight Hai...
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Teacher, Student se
jab mai soft ho to bohat soft ho
but
jab mai hard ho to kafi hard ho.

Student, Teacher se
sir app to mare land jase hian
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Miya aur bibi me bhayanak jhagda ho gaya.

Miya gusse se titmilata hua chillaya-
gaand maar doonga!!!

Bibi boli:"Aage ki to sochte nahin,
bus peeche pade rehte ho.."
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Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...

Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
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Girl Said : 200 Rupay Lungi,
hil hil k dungi.....
Boy said : 100 rupay don ga,
hil mein khud loon ga.....
Girl : ok, 100 bhi bacha lay hath sey hila lay.....
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1 chor eik ghar main chori karnay gaya

wahan per osay 1 aadmi nay pakar kar nache gera deya aur appnay bete se bola beta is ke gand mar

Beta: try karne laga, aur bola papa is ke buhat tight hay abdar nahi ja raha hay.

Bap Bola jaa andar se churri la kar chera de kar khol de

Chor Bola: Bhai sahab thook laa kar check te karo
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conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga! lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai!
conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?
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Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…
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One day a man goes to bank for withdrawing cash.
Lady cashier asked: so ke loge?

Man replied: Khade khade bhi chalega.
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Girl-Bus kro rat k 12bje se kr rhe ho or subh k 5:30 bj chuke hi.Thake ne?

Boy-Abi to kuch ne kiya ab to Din rat kruga.
Qk mere 3000 msg jo free hai..
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