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1> What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
Gee we really do taste like chicken.
2> A man walks into the bar and said to the bartender,"give me a six double vodka".The bartender said,"W0W!! you must have had a really bad day"."Yes i´ve just found out my older brother is gay". The next day the guy went into the same bar and asked for the same drinks,when the bartender asked what the problem today,the man replied,"i just found out my younger brother is gay too".0n the third day the guy went into the same again.He ordered another six double vodkas,the bartender said,"W0W!!,doesn´t anybody in your family like women"."Yeah,my wife".
3> What does a lesbian and a mechanic have in common?
4> A man walks into a doctor office."Doc i have AIDS"."Are you gay"replied the doc?"Yes"."Well go to the grocery store,buy some laxatives and a gallon of prune juice.Eat all the laxatives and drink all the juice and sleep for a few hours",said doc."Will that cure me"asked the man?"No"said doc,"but it´ll show you what your asshole is for".

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