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Bangla Funny SMS


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Apni jodi purush hon, Ta hole 30 taka.
Jodi mohila hon, Tahole 20 taka pathaben.
Ar jodi apni hijla hon, Tahole kono taka pathaben na please,
Ami boje nebo apni ke?
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Wife: 1 ta kotha bolbo, marba na to?
Husband: Ki bolba?
Wife: Ami pregnant.
Husband: Aata to khusir khobor, tomay marbo kan?
Wife: Biar agey 1 bar baba K bolchhilam, baba oneeek marchhilo.
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Bibaher prothom raat!
Husband tar wife-k 1000 Taka dia bole ami kuno din a kaj free kori ni.
Wife tar husband-k 800 Taka firot dia bole 200 Takar beshi amio kunodin nei ni.
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Mango thake Mango Juice.
Lemon thake lemon juice.
Grameen thake Djuice.
Banglalink thake je sms kore na, se holo "Konjuice".
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Rate chad, dine alo.
Kano tomay lage valo?
Golap lal, Kokil kalo
Shobar cheye tumi valo.
Akash neel, megh sada.
Goowal gore, Tumi badha.
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Amar Sorir Valona.
Docto'er kache gelam.
Kaj hoynai. Tai ak hojurer kache gelam.
Oni bollen kono kothin papi ke sms dite, dekhbi valo hoia jabi.
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Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar... ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi...karona Fear,
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar...asbena Tear
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Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,
Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan,
Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo,
Taina dakha Raja saheb khubi rege galo,
Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki?
Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!!
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Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile a Sms
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Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore,
Kao Abar 3/4 Gontao Kore,
Kao Kao to Sara Rat Doray Kore....Ki ?...Ki Abar ....
MOBILE CHARGE!!
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Tumar Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka,
Mase Mase Goccha Dilam Hazar Pachek Taka.
Akhon Tumi Kaita Poro Amai System Koira.
Eccha Kora Size koira Day Bondo Tura Doira.
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Tur jona anta pare akas thaka tera,
Tui bolla bachta pare oxyzen chara,
Prithibi takeo lutate pare bondo turi pai,
Abar tuie bol avaba koto r mittha bola jay???
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