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Aishwarya roy & ant

Aishwarya rai was shooting for coke, At the break she was having a coke standing under a tree .

A male ant and his son were just near the edge of the tree branch.

By mistake the ant son fell into the coke bottle the ant father went and said something to aishwarya and aishwarya fainted and fell down

unconscious ....???




Ant said "teri coke mein mere baccha hai"
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DOCTOR: Is there some problem in your eyes?

PATIENT: Yes doctor, but how did you know my problem without asking me?

DOCTOR: Because instead of door you entered from window.

DOCTOR: What is your problem?

PATIENT: I am feeling like killing myself.

DOCTOR: Don't worry, leave it to me.
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Blood test

Boy goes for blood test. nurse takes sample and cannot find cotton, so she sucks his finger.

Boy is so happy that he asks, "Can i get a urine test done ?"
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Wedding ring

1 girl told to her friend "Why are you wearing a wedding ring in the wrong finger?"

The other answered "To show others that I was married to the wrong person."
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Why Divorce?

A judge was interviewing a lady regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.

"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents." He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"

"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is 'yes'."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied.

"I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me."
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Ladka :- ke kash is hasseno ke baap mar jaate moka gum ka hota magar inke ghar to jate .

Ladki :- ae kadke yeh sochna bhi paap hogi soch to yeh ki kisi din tu bhi ek hassena ka baap hoga.
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Once a Wife complained that a burglar ate all of the

cake she baked that day.

So the husband said, "shall I call the police or the ambulance?
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Marriage :

Nature's way of preventing us from fighting with strangers.

IT Woman

Which Type Of Woman Is Yours?


She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman:

She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.


Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman:

They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use for your four basic needs.


She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!


Difficult to access.


Always busy when you need her.


She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman:

She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman:

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman:

Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your esources. If you try to uninstall her you will

lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............
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Real Father

A boy had a black tongue, so whatever he say will Happen. Once his

teacher asked a question in the classromm and he answered it wrong. So his

teacher slapped him. The boy got angry and cursed the teacher, Oh God! by

tomorrow morning this teacher should die. The teacher infact died and all

other students told their parents and head master about the incident. So

all parents went to that boy's father and complained. Boy's father got

very angry and slapped the boy very hard. the boy got angry and cursed his

father in public, oh God! my father should die by tomorrow morning. The

next morning everyone was waiting for the bad news, but Guess what? the

father did n't die, the neighbour did. :D
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Sleep with me

A woman was falling from her flat. She was catched by this German man and she told him she is so thankful that she will do anything, and he replied 'sleep with me.' She replied 'NO' then the man dropt her. This

time a Christian man caught her and she told him she will do anything for him. He replied 'sleep with me' and she again replied 'NO' the man dropt her. This time she was caught by an Muslim man and she said i'll sleep with you! The man drops her and says 'YAALLAH'
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