Welcome, guest. You are not logged in.
Log in or join for free!
Stay logged in
Forgot login details?

Stay logged in

For free!
Get started!

Text page

Jokes II

You are visiting

Bill gates

Bill gates, the computer guy, went to heaven. God was confused

about where to put him-hell or heaven. So bill gates said i will go to the

two places and see which one is better. first he went to heaven. as he

expected, everyone wore white, had big wings, and had homes made with

clouds. When he went to heaven, he saw a beautiful beach with many

beautiful girls. so he lived in hell forever. when god came to check on

him, He saw that Bill was suffering. Bill complained, "oh death in hell is

so boring. i saw a beach with lots of beautiful girls before. what

happened to all that?"

For a minute, god thought and said, "that was just a screensaver!!"
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -


A little boy went up to his father and asked:

'Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?'

The father replied: 'Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother,

'cause I still have mine.'
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -


As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., "Steady as she goes" or "She's listing to starboard,Captain!").

Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced that computers should also be referred to as being female. Their reasons for drawing this conclusion are the followings:

1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with

other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative

as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm

certainly not going to tell you."

4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for

later retrieval.

5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself

spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

However, another group of computer scientists (all female) think that computers should be referred to as if they were male. Their reasons are the followings:

1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half

the time they ARE the problem.

3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had

waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

This page:

Help/FAQ | Terms | Imprint
Home People Pictures Videos Sites Blogs Chat