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Species: Decapodian
Gender: Male
Full Name: Dr. John Zoidberg
Occupation: Staff Physician
Woes: Poverty, Hunger, Incompetence, Loneliness, Foul Odor
Super-Powers: Squirts Ink; Coughs up pearls; Ability to clip coupons with claws
Hobbies: Stand-up Comedy; Eating garbage; Performing delicate surgery while doing stand-up and eating garbage
Main Shortcomings as Doctor:
Inability to tell male from female;
inability to tell heart from intestine;
inablility to tell patient from pile of steaks

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