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Adult jokes 11-20

11:-) If God made the upper part of a woman, who built the lower half? A nigger! Why? Well, who else would give it curly hair, thick lips and make it smell like Africa!
12:-( The sad life of a penis: I only have one eye, my hair is a mess, my skin is wrinkly, my relatives are nuts, my neighbour is an asshole and my best friend is a cunt!
13;-) Four animals found inside a woman´s panty: Pussy, hare, ass, an occasional cock!
14:-D Good manners of a male penis: 1.Courteous - It stands before performing 2.Emotional - It cries during the performance 3.Polite - It bows down after the performance!
15:-l How to use pre-paid sex: 1.Scratch the protective panty 2.Press the nipple 3.Enter the pussy 4.A voice will confirm if your entry is successful. Aah! Ooh! Sucksexfull!
16:-) 25 useless things in a man´s body: 20 nails you can´t hammer, 2 tits you can´t milk, 1 cock that doesn´t crow and 2 balls you can´t throw!
17:-( US Prez nominee Kerry´s wife shaves off her pubic hair and sits on the stage flashing her legs apart without wearing panties. Her message? Read my LIPS, no BUSH!
18;-) What does a girl mean when she offers you a PEPSI? Please Enter Penis Slowly Inside - Aha!Yeh dil maange more!PEPSI ke liye hum besharam hai!
19:-D LADY: Doc, I have got brown discharge. Is it infection? DOC: How often do you have sex? LADY: Once in a month. DOC: Yeh infection nahin, JANG lag gaya hai!
20:-l BOY: Kiss karun? GIRL: Lipstick kharab hogi. BOY: Boobs daba doon? GIRL: T-Shirt kharab hogi. BOY: Fuck? GIRL: Menses mein hoon. BOY: Now don´t say loose motions!



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