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FunnySms(Eng) [44]

1) I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind you back...! Nice Ass !

2) A hug leeds to a kiss, a kiss leeds to a lick, a lick leeds to a suck, a suck leeds to a fuck. So do you want a hug?

3) Sex is a sensation, it's about a man temptation of putting his location in a woman destination. Do you unders this explication your need a demonstration ?

4) Do you know what abbreviation ADIDAS stand for??! All Day I Dream About Sex

5) This message can only be real by a sexy person ; g. o. n. ! Try again! u. i. Nothing ? Sorry I guess you are not sexy! Hei, don't force it !

6) Sex is evil, sex is a sin, sins are forgiven . So let's begin!

7) Sex is like math ; add the bed substract the clothes, divide the legs, multiply the orgasm !

8) Don't be sad...don't feet blue... Frankenstein was ugly too!

9) Love is a name... Sex is a game... Forget the name and play the game .

10) Do u know what FUCK means? F - forever in love with you, U - unhappy when you are away, C - care for you, K - kiss you . That's why i wanna fuck you every day .!

11) Sex is like ; Nokia - connecting people . Nike - just do it ! , Pepsi - ask for more, Samsung - everyone is invited, and like you - too good to be true!

12) Roses are red, violets are blue, I`m beautiful, but... what happened to you?!

13) Monkey escaped from the Zoo. The 1st was seen eating a burger. The 2nd was seen drinking Pepsi and the 3rd monkey was seen reading this message.

14) Men get and forget Women give and forgive To do ist to be (Socrates) .To be is to do (Plato). Do be do be do (Sinatra)

15) 3700HPVS JMS... Can you crack this code?No?...OK, Turn your phone upside down !

16) What isThe meaning of FANTA? Fuck And Never Touch Again !

17) Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no the world needs YOU after all!

18) A man can kiss his wife goodbye . A flower can kiss a butterfly . Wine can kiss a frosted I glass. But u my friend can kiss my ass !

19) How women think about sex: At 8 ignore it, Age 18 experience it, Age 28 look 4 it, Age 38 ask 4 it, Age 48 cei 4 it, Age 58 pay 4 it, Age 68 pray it, Age 78 4 get it

20) Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses and all the king men, laid the slut down and fucked her again!

21) A peach is a peach. A plum is a plum. A kiss ain't a kiss, without some tougher. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge. Some exercise !

22) Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid everyone loves getting laid. Your Il get laid.

23) Roses are red. Pickles are green. I love you legs and whats is between .

24) I like your style. I like your class, but most of all I like your ass!

25) I love you in blue. I love you in black, but most of all. I love you in bed.

26) Sex is like pizza. When its good, its very good. When its bad, its still pretty good.

27) Sorry, the fuckmachine is out of order, so fuck your self and save a quarter.

28) Fuck is good. Fuck is funny. Lots of people . Fuck for money. If you think that. Fuck is funny. Fuck yourself and save your money!

29) Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support if for the rest of your life.

30) If you dont like oral sex than keep mouth shut!!!

31) If you dont like oral sex than keep mouth shut!!!

32) Press down... down more... ok... more... yes... ahhh... yes... almost there... yeah... oh shit... harder... so good! Yeah. That's textual intercourse !

33) I want you right, right now, why don't you come on over and let's do now!

34) This time I'm sure about wat I feel and I'm gonna say it, I I l, I lo, I lov, I love, I love y, I love yo, I love young girls with Shaven Pussy!

35) Jack and Jill went 2 the diary, Jack popped out hip big airy, Jill said " Wow wot a whopper, let's go home and It Proper "

36) There was a young girl called heather, whos cunt lips were made of leather they made a stranger noise that attracted the boys by flopping the edges together .

37) A mans occupation is to stick his cockulation up a womens ventulation to increase the population of the younger generation if u want a demonstration plz liedown!

38) Oral sex can b so fine, wen u do a 69, u start 2 shake, moan and quiver, den u cum just like a river, den u lick it up in vain, wipe ur lips and start again!

39) Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater, had a wife and liked to beat her, smacked her twice around do head. Fucked her arse and went 2 bed!

40) Hickory, dickory, dock, dis bitch waz suckin me cock, da clock struck 2, I dumped me goo, and dropped her at da end of a block !

41) Mary Mary, quite contrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!!!

42) A man woz arranged 2 b married! He had a choice of 3 women. 1st woz a rich docter, 2nd woz a poor cleaner and 3rd woz a prostitute! Who did he pick? The 1 wiv big tits !

43) Q- wot do u get wiv nuts on ur wall? A- walnuts. Q- wot do u get wiv nuts on ur chest? A- chestnuts. Q- wot do u get wiv nuts on ur chin? A- a mouth full of cock!

44) Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and its gone forever!

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