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§©® The way of all type sms ®©§

§G§ Dil me dard

Dard me yaqin

Yaqin me kHayal

KHayal me kHwab

KHwab me tasvir

Tasvir me aap

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Itna Daravna kHwab!
Baap re Baap.
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§G§ Success is like a beautiful girl it will leave us at any time,
but failure is like a mother it will teach us some important lessons of life.
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§G§ dil gumsum .........zubaan khamosh........... yeh aankhein nam kyu hai..................????? jab tujhe kabhi paya hi na tha............ to aaj tujhe khone ka ghum kyu hai...................??????????/ ---
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§G§ interviewee; wat z ur date of birth?
sardar; nov 28.
interviewer; which year?
sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

§G§ Tere pyar me umar bhar intezar kiya.
Tere pyar me umar bhar intezar kiya.
Aur us intezar me na jane kitno se pyar kiya.
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§G§ Dil se dil tak,
Jaan se jaan tak,
Din se raat tak,
Kal se aaj tak,
Aap se mujh tak,
January se december tak,
Mere SmS publish hone se Tumhare SmS padhne tak,
I MISS U.
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§G§ aapki ek muskurahat ne hamarey hosh udaa diye.......
hum hosh me aane hi wale thhe....
ki aap fir se muskuraa diye....:-)
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§G§ Aap agar PAGAL ho to sms milte hi Reply karo.
Ager BEWKOOF ho to Miscall karo.
Ager JAHIL ho to call karo.
or
Ager Sab kuch ho to kuch B nahi karna.
ς ς ς ς ς ς ς ς ς ς ς
§G§ One thing i like about u...ki tum har kaam DIL laga ke karte ho.
You know why
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?
?
Kyunki dimag ka option toh tumhare paas hai hi nahi. # # # # # # # # # # #
§G§Wo Hum Ko Pathar Aur Khud Ko Phul Keh Kar Muskaraya Karte Hai..
Unhe Kya Pata Pathar To Pathar He Rehte Hai..
Phul Hi Murjhaya Karte hai.
§G§ Hot tea aapke bed pe hai
Sooraj ki kirne head pe hai
Newspaper aapke gate pe hai
Ab to uth jaiye, aap kis k wait me hain!!
Good morning! { { { { { { { { { { {
§G§ A girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams
And
professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Book and Study. } } } } } } } } } }
§G§ Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: "Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back: "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: "Me ok, ur wife very sweet".
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§G§ 2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said "Na my wife is better."
2nd went in and came out n said "U R right ur wife is much better."
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§G§ In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.
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§G§ I Say and You Listen,
its a Good Friendship.
You Say and I Listen,
is a Better Friendship.
But I dont Say and You Understand,
is "Best Friendship.
¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥
§G§ Dictionary is the only place where Death comes before Life, Success before Work, Divorce before Marriage, But Friend come before Relative.
ς ς ς ς ς ς ς ς ς ς
§G§ Jab hota hai tera didar..
Dil darakta hai bar bar..
Jab hota hai tera didar..
Dil darakta hai bar bar..
Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab mang lo udhar.....
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§G§ 1 girl ask 2 pappu: woh kya hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu: legs
Girl: woh kya hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisa
Girl: woh kya hai jo log din main karne k bajaye raat ko bistar pe karte hai
pappu: neend puri karte hai
girl: woh kya hai jo ladki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu: kaan main ched

MORAL: aap bhi apni shoch pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhe.
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§G§ Girl to boy: Tum boy kisi ladki mei sub se pehle kia daikhte ho?
Boy: Yeh to depend karta hai k ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai..
;-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-)
§G§ Friendship & Medicine both r good 4 our health.
They care us when we need, but the only difference is that
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Friendship has no expiry date!
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§G§ Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek ladki aayi thi. Wah! Kya Ladki thi!
Wife: Akeli aayi hogi?
Husband: Tumko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khwab main aaya tha! | | | | | | | | | |
§G§ Meri aur "Shahrukh khan" ki 1 hi aadat same hai.
Guess, what
?
?
?
?
Na me use SMS karta hoon,
na wo mujhe SMS kerta hai! €€€€€€€€€€€
§G§ Dil se teri yad ko juda to nahi kia,
Rakha jo tujhe yaad, bura to nahi kia,
Hum se log hain naraz kis liye,
Hum ne kabhi kisi ko khafa to nahi kia.%%%%%%%%%%
§6§ 99 SAAL ka ek aadmi SWARG ki RONAK dekh mann me boLa - ye RAMDEVji ke aur unke PRANAYAAM ke chakkar me na pada hota to yahan pehle hi aa gaya hota..!!
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§5§ Shivji:Bhakt mai teri tapasya se prasanna hu kuch maango
Bhakt:muje D.J.SYSTEM do
Shivji:Abe gadhe mere pas D.J. HOTA TO MAI DAMRU Q BAJATA.@@@@@@@@@@
§1§ SANTA; tu meri beti ko kab se pyar karta hai?
boy: from 4 months.
SANTA: me kaise maan lu.
boy: 5 months baad aapko vishwaas ho jayega.
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§2§ Frnd: Tuje jewellry ki shop me Sales-gal ne thappad Q mara?
Sardar: Pata nhi Q mara, maine to yehi pucha tha k SONE KA RATE KITNA HAI!
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§3§ Smile-is aaddress of life...
Smile-is a way to get success.
Smile-is to win the hearts.
Smile-improves your personality.
So ALWAYS SMILE GUDMORNING
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§4§ Dil Todne waalo ko saja kyu nhi?
Har kisi ko pyar ki dua kyu nhi?
Log kahte hai ishq to bimari hai!
Fir medical me iski dava kyu nhi?
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