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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
-- William James
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
-- From ´Basic Sex Facts For Today´s Youngfolk´ in ´Life In Hell´´ by Matt Groening
Suppose you were an idiot.....
And suppose you were a member of Congress................
But I repeat myself.
-- Mark Twain
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they´re going to be when you kill them.
-- William Clayton (a.k.a. Billy The Kid)
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant´s life, she will choose to save the infant´s life without even considering if there are men on base.
-- Dave Barry
There´s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
-- Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
-- A. Whitney Brown
Time´s fun when you´re having flies.
-- Kermit the Frog
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what The Man is doing TO you.
--Jim Rosenberg
If I had a dog, I´d train him to kill on command. And the command I´d use would be, ´Is he friendly?´
--R.M. Weiner
My wife says I am not ambitious enough. I suppose I could find someone more supportive, but why bother?
--Jim Rosenberg
Isn´t it wonderful to live in a country where anyone can grow up to sleep with the President?
--Kevin Freels
If Otis Redding was sittin´ by the dock of the bay, he could have helped out with the boats or gotten a job in one of the gift shops instead of just wasting time. That´s what´s wrong with America.
--Jim Rosenberg
*What* you know is not as important as *who* you know. But what you know about who you know is where the REAL money is.
--Jonathan D. Colan
If all the ruminations...

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