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☹FUNNI SMS☹

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,'"SHADI SE PEHLE"
Boy: Atlast wo din agaya : )
Girl: tm mujhe chor to nai doge?
Boy: no way esa sochna b mat
Girl: will u kiss me?
Boy: yes
Girl: tmhary zindagi mai koi or to nahi?
Boy: no not at all.
Girl: do u love me
Boy: yes dear.
Girl: oh dear!
"SHADI K BAAD"
Ab zara ye post nechcy se upar ko pado
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Close-up se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se mazboot karne ka,
Babool se fresh rakhne ka,
Agar phir bhi white nahi hue,
Toh bindaas HARPIC use karne
ka!!
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1 Pinjrey me 50 Bandaria aur 1 Bandar chhode Gaye, aur Elaan hua K jo 1 minat me Bandar ko pehchan kar Pakad lega usey $ 10,000 milenge. 1st - Obama gaya Par fail ho gaya. 2nd- Bush gaya lekin nakaam raha. 3rd- Manmohan gaya Or 10 second me Bandar le aaya, Sab ne hairani bhari nazron se poochha - - Aap ne kaise pata kara ? Manmohan: Main Pinjrey Mein gaya or kaha ki"VOTE mujhe dena"to sirf ek ne kaha,"HATHOUDA LE LE MERA"
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,plz read with heart. (Mom&DAD) ka Paigaam.. 1. Jis Din Tum Hame Budha Dekho Tab Sabar Karna Aur Hame Samajhne Ki Koshish Karna. 2.Jab Hum Koi Baat Bhool Jaaye Toh Hum Par ghussa Na Karna Aur Apna Bachpann Yaad Karna. 3.Jab Hum Budhe Hokar Chal Na Paaye Toh Hamara Sahara Banna Aur Apna Pehla Qadam Yaad Karna. 4.Jab Hum Beemar Hojaaye Toh Woh Din Yaad Karke Hum Par Apne Paise Kharch Karna Jab Hum Tumhari Khawaijshen Puri Karne Ke Liye Apni Khawaishen Qurbaan Karte The.
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Wo waqt bda hi acha tha, Jb me chota bacha tha! Tab yar mere sab sath the.. Ab waqt ne apni chaal badli! . School chhod aa gaye colege me, Qki zindgi ka sawal h! Yaha group me rhna padta h Sory,Thank u bolna pdta h! Par fir b yar mere puchte h,Tu suna-suna Q rhta h? Mai Jawab nhi de patahu, Bas chupchap hi reh jata hu! Fir aansu ponchh k kehta hu, Bas yaaro! Yaad aa gyi us waqt ki , Jo waqt bada hi acha tha Jab mai chota bacha tha , Jabmai chota bacha tha..!! ♥
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,Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :- Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ? Boy :- Hasrat tumhari ....... Girl :- Chahte kya ho ? ... Boy : Mohhabat tumhari ......... Girl:- Pachtaoge tum .......... Boy :- Kismat hamari ......... Girl :- Married hoon main ...... Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari
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