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Comebacks (16)


M = man, W = woman

m: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
w: unfertilized.
m: hey, come on, we´re both at this bar for the same reason.
w: yeah, lets pick up some chicks!
m: I know how to please a woman.
w: then please leave me alone.
m: I want to give myself to you.
w: sorry, I don´t accept cheap gifts.
m: If I could see you naked, i´d die happy.
w: yeah, but if I saw you naked, i´d probably die laughing.
m: your body is like a temple.
w: sorry, there are no services today.
m: I´d go through anything for you.
w: good, lets start with your bank account.
m: I would go to the end of the world for you.
w: yes, but would you stay there?
m: haven´t we met before?
w: perhaps i´m the receptionist in the VD clinic.
m: haven´t i seen you someplace before?
w: yeah, thats why i don´t go there anymore.
m: is this seat empty?
w: yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
m: so, wanna go back to my place?
w: well, i don´t know. Will two ppl fit under a rock?
m: your place or mine?
w: both. You go to yours, and i´ll go to mine.
m: i´d like to call you, whats your number?
w: its in the phonebook.
m: but i don´t know your name.
w: thats in the phonebook too.
m: so what do you do for a living?
w: i´m a female impersonator.
m: hey, babes, whats your sign?
w: Do Not Enter.

all above submitted by canikissyou

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