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Mens Rules (17)

(women take note)

Most of this applies, your man may be afraid to admit it tho.

learn to work the toilet seat. If its up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don´t hear us waffling bout you leaving it down.
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birthdays, valentines, and anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again.
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sometimes we are not thinking about you, live with it.
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saturday = sports. Its like the full moon or the changing of the tides, let it be.
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shopping is not a sport, so no, we´re never going to think of it in that way.
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crying is blackmail.
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ask for what you want, lets be clear: subtle hints do not work, strong hints do not work, obvious hints do not work, just ask!
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we do not mark special days or events on a calender. Remind us frequently.
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most guys own 3 pairs of shoes, tops. What makes you think we´d be any good at choosing which pair out of 30, would look good with your dress?
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yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
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come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. Thats what we do. Sympathy is what your girl friends are for.
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a headache that lasts for 17months is a problem, see a doctor.
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check your oil, please.
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anything we said 6months ago in an argument is inadmissable. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7days.
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if you think your fat, you probably are. Don´t ask us, we refuse to answer.
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if something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of those ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
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let us ogle. We are going to look anyway, it´s genetic.
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All above submitted by richard larkowski.
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