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Do witches use spell checkers?
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If a word in a dictionary is mis-spelt, how would we know?
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There is a speed of light, and a speed of sound, so is there a speed of smell?
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What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?
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What does Jeronimo say when he jumps from a tall building?
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How is it possible to run out of space?
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How do they get deer to cross at those road signs?
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How do you know when you´ve ran out of invisible ink?
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If skinny people go skinny dipping, what is it called for fat people?
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What do sheep count when they can´t get to sleep?
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Are there any unguided missiles?
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How come wrong numbers are never busy?
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How many weeks are in a lightyear?
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What is the speed of dark?
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Does a toad ever sit on a toadstool?
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How can someone :draw a blank: ?
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If man evolved from apes, why do apes still exist?
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Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip?
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Do people in Australia call the rest of the world :up over: ?
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How do they get those :keep off the grass: signs on the grass?
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How does the guy that drives the snowplough get to work?
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If the 7-11 is open 24hrs a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the door?
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If they squeeze olive´s to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
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If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?
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Is it ok to use the AM radio after noon?
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what do people in China call their best plates?
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What do you call a male ladybug?
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If you lost a leg, would you put posters up to try and find it?
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Isn´t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do ´practice´?
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If a turtle doesn´t have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
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If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, isn´t it considered a hostage situation?
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How do blind ppl know when they are done wiping? (*)
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How do they get deers to cross at that yellow sign? (*)
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Whats the best thing before sliced bread? (*)
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How is it possible to have a civil war? (*)
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If a synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? (*)
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? (*)
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Who´s cruel idea was it for the word -lisp- to have an -s- in it? (*)
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Why is it called tourist season if we can not shoot at them? (*)
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Why is the alphabet in the order it is, is it because of that song? (*)
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Why is there an expiry date on sour cream? (*)


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