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Simpletons (22)

Created: 13dec04

Kirsty got a new mobile for xmas, looking for Red Red Wine to download, she asks her mate Sammie how to spell 'u, b, 40'.
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I haven't a clue how this question came to be, but when asked which country does Dwight Yorke play for, Ant answered 'Blackburn'.
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On quizmaster, the question, Name Tom Cruises co-stars..., Barry answered 'Polar Express'.
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At a Sheffield McD's drive thru, Sparks ordered a double cheeseburger to be asked if he wants cheese on it.
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When Peter Schmichael appeared on the tv, Tracey said, He's the best goalkeeper England ever had.
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When asked if Lily had an alarm, she said the best ever, what i do is bang my head the number of times i want to wake up on the pillow, so if i want to be up at 7.3o i'd bang my head 7 and a half times. So how do you half bang your head exactly?
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Barry was on about waste from an aircraft, saying the turd would disintegrate before hitting the ground, how he worked that out we still don't know, but he's convinced he's right.
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Ben was tested his football knowledge on the team he supports, to the question, whats the capacity of old trafford, he replied 'two miles',
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Barry was asked what shoe size he is, to which he replied 'green'
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Jamie on hearing about a heatwave approaching later in the week, ?what time does it start??
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jamie on pointing out a car, ´have ya seen that spoiler it sounds like a rocket. (rocket is an exhaust), so how d fk does bit o bodykit make a noise exactly?
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When watchin celebrity love island, Tracey said ´a hate that lee shape´, to which ant replied, ´what that one on your t-shirt´ but everyone knows thats le shark.
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When travelling on a bus, another bus pulls up beside it, Ant says, ´Are we on this bus or that bus?´
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Am keeping this persons identity secret, ma mates an his mates know who tis, anyways. This person was asked why his ´head was round´, to which he replied, ´because the sun shines on it´. It still has me in stitches when mentioned, an this happened last year!
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On a quiz question, the question being, what does AM stand for in time? The answer given by Topchik: After Morning
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When eating prawn cktail crisps, ´these smell fishy´. (crazypsycho)
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Asked everyone to name a cartoon, nicola said ´Chucklevision´.
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On a pop question, asking nicola what a french policeman is called, she replied ´a French man´.
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I stretched, nicola said, your armpits need shaving. Am a bloke ffs lol
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Someone mentioned they have had keyhole surgery. Nicola said, is that with a key?
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Someone mentioned they are going to get a luke warm bath. Nicola asked, what do you mean?
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After a net was just taken outta the washer by stacey: it´s wet (stacey) five minutes later, ´its wet´ (jamie)
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