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Wal-Mart (18)

Things to do at one while your other halve is taking their time.

Go to the clothes department and put some underwear over your pants, go to a random person and ask them if they have seen batman anywhere. (dan, freedownloadz)
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Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other ppls trolleys when they not looking.
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Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals.
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Walk upto an employee and tell them in an official tone,
:i think we´ve got a code 3 in housewares:
and see what happens.
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Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off then put their volumes high.
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Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
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Move :caution, wet floor: signs to carpeted areas.
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Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you´ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed department.
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When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,
:why won´t u ppl just leave me alone?:
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Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while u pick your nose.
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Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with Action Man vs. The X-men.
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While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the assistant if he knows where the anti-depressents are.
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Swap the men and women signs around on the doors of the restrooms.
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Dart around suspiciously while humming the tune to mission impossible.
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Set up a valet parking sign in front of the store.
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In the motor department, practice your :madonna: look by using various funnels.
Hide in a clothing rack, and when ppl browse through, shout :pick me! Pick me!:
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Go into one of the fitting rooms and yell loudly,
:HEY! We´re outta toilet paper in here!:

all the above were submitted by Canikissyou


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