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Ya Mamma (19)

Ya mamma´s so thick, she fell out of the window while ironing the curtains (kel)
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Ya mamma´s so stupid she tripped over the cordless telephone (minx)
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Ya mamma´s so thick she got locked in tesco´s and starved to death (steve69)
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ya mamma´s so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police she´d been mugged (minx)
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Ya mamma´s so thick she sold the car to buy petrol (steve69)
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Ya mamma´s so fat her school photo was taken by ariel view (steve69)
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ya mamma´s so ugly when she was a baby, her parents tied meat around her neck so the dog would play with her (steve69)
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Ya mamma´s so fat her belt size is the equator (steve69)
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Ya mamma´s so fat, that when her mobile rings people think she´s reversing. (crazypyscho)
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Ya mamma´s so dumb, she sits on the tv to watch the sofa.
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Ya mamma´s so stupid, she throw a rock at the ground and missed.
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Your mamma´s so poor that she bought you a video tape for xmas featuring other kids playing with THEIR toys.
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Your mamma´s so ugly, she turned medusa to stone.
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Your mamma´s so ugly, she chases cars around the red light district shouting ´i´ll pay you!´. (thereddevil)
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Your mamma´s that ugly she´d have to wear make-up on the radio. (thereddevil)
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Your mamma´s so short you can see her feet on her drivers license. (dan, freedownloadz)
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Your mamma´s so fat that when she stands on scales it just spins around forever. (thereddevil)
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Your mamma´s so stupid that she stared at an orange juice bottle for 1hr because it said, ´concentrate´. (dan, freedownloadz)
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Your mamma´s that thick she got run over by a parked car. (thereddevil)
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