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Money Talks :) A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center:
Man: "What are you doing here today?"
Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to pay me $5 for it."
Man: "Hmmm, thats interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."
The woman looked at the man thoughtfully and they chatted some more before going their seperate ways. A couple months later, the same woman and man met at the donation center.
Man: "Oh, hi there!" Here to donate blood again?
Woman: [shaking her head with her mouth closed] "Unh, unh."

Grocery store :) A guy is walking around in the supermarket yelling, "Cris-co, Cris-co?" A store clerk says to him, "sir, the Crisco is on aisle 5." He says, "I'm not looking for the cooking Crisco, I'm calling my wife." The clerk says, "your wife is name Crisco?" He says, "No, I only call her that in public." The clerk says, "What do you call her when you're home?" He says, "Lard ass."

Q. What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives a woman wild? A. a $100 bill

Q. What's long and hard and has the word cum in it? A. A cucumber

Chit-Chat :) Girl: "Hey, what's up?" Boy: "If I tell you will you sit on it?"



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