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Q ~ y did the blond take sandpaper to the desert?
A ~ she thought it was a map!

Q ~ y did the golfer buy a lorry?
A ~ he wanted 2 b a long-distance driver!

Q ~ y was the egyptian confused?
A ~ his daddy was a mummy!

Q ~ y did the footballer shoot himself?
A ~ there was no-one 2 pass the ball 2!

Q ~ y did the rooster cross the road?
A ~ 2 prove he wasnt chicken!

Q ~ what do u get if u cross a sheepdog with a daisy?
A ~ a collie-flower!

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