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[>]HUMOURSCOPES

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Poit twoonie squaggle? Floon morble tid bubbu taha, hen? Hen?

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Excellent day to come up with new theories to explain the universe around you. Remember: the simplest explanation is usually the best. For example, most physicists today subscribe to the \´Big Band\´ theory of the creation of the universe. I have an alternate theory that I prefer, which I call \´Tuba Ensemble\´.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20):A person of Irish descent will attempt to sell you something you don\´t especially want, today. Strive to turn the conversation to Tilapia (a type of freshwater fish) -- you\´ll find it\´s his new hobby.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You will unearth a small stone figurine, while digging in a garden. If you set it on your television and put a small bowl of fruit in front of it, those unsightly warts should clear up in a week or two.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Good day to buy a stereo microscope, and examine that stuff under your toenail. Well, as good a day as any.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Tomorrow is a good day to wear your lucky Rocketship underwear. Try not to leap into rooms while shouting \´Hark!\´ however.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22):You will be followed by people who look suspiciously like shoe salesmen. Try to remain calm -- they can sense fear.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21):Today you will attempt to capitalize on the success of SPAM by inventing SPEEF. Unfortunately, you would have been much better off trying to make SPICKEN, instead.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You would be ill-advised to try to shoot kidney beans out your nose, today. (Yes, I know you were thinking of it.)

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You will develop the extremely rare \´Perkin\´s Disease\´, and will start having a strange compulsion to shoot things with tranquilizer darts, or sell insurance. Plus, you will try to trick your friend, \´Jim\´, into wrestling a giant anaconda.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18):You will develop a passion for Cajun cuisine, and will refuse to eat anything that hasn\´t been \´blackened\´. Your family will draw the line at blackened corn flakes, however.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Hmm. Hard to read this one. The carrot stopped right between \´catches horrible disfiguring disease\´ and \´loses everything in major earthquake\´. I guess you can pick whichever one you want, in this case.


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