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Doggy style.A 33yr old thai man was mauled last thursday after the dog he was trying to rape fought back.He later admitted to 3 previous cainine rapes and told police the animal hd been "acting sexy".As an airplane is about t crash a female passenger jumpz up franticly and anouces "if im going to die i wana die feling like a woman"she takes of al her clothing and asks "is there sum1 n this plane man enuf to make me feel like a woman?"a man stands up takes of his shirt and says "here iron this"sori gals lol.A vampire goes into a pub and asks 4 sum boiling water barman says"i thought u only drank blood" the vampire puls out a used tampon and says "im making tea"sori again galz

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