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on 1st night after marriage

veg, non veg jokes, read and Enjoy

on first night after marriage.
Wife:- mujhye ghabraht ho rhi hai.
Husband:- i think because this is your first night.
Wife:- actually it is first time in night !!
A Girl and Boy were sitting alon,
That Boy started touching the Girl.
Girl:-Dont touch me! all this only after marriage!
Boy:-Ok call me when you are married!!
In art gallery couple sees picture of a Girl covered by leaf,
Husband keeps watching,
Wife:-Ab chaloge ya patjhad ka intezar krte rahoge?!
Baho:- aap ka Ladka mujhe kbhi maa nahi bna skta?!
Sas:- chop bewaqoof! agr mai bhi tere sasor ke bharose rahti to aaj tu meri Baho na hoti !!
Sardarji suhaagraat kaisi rahi?
Kuch mat pooch yaar!
Pehle 8 bar to Missed Call
aur Wrong number lage
aur jab sahi number laga to balance NIL thi.

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