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pati patni

veg, non veg jokes, read and Enjoy

Patni:- ek bat btani hai pr please mujhe marogye to nahi?
Pati:- haan bolo.
Patni:- mai pregnant hu.
Pati:- it is a good news, iss bat pr kio tumhe maru?
Patni:- shadi se phle pitaji ko btaya tha to bhot mar padi thi..!!
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery.
And his wife sitting by his side.
His eyes fluttered open and he said
"You are beautiful" and then he fell asleep again,
His wife had never heard him say that.
So she stayed by his side.
A cuple minutes leter his eyes fluttered open and he said
"You are cute!"
Well, the wife was dissapointed because in stead of "Beautiful" it was "Cute".
She said "What happened to beautiful"
His reply was
"The drugs are wearig off!"
INDIA me ek common problem....
janu aao sex karte hai!
nahi! aaj nahi!! aaj mera "upwas" hai!!
bechara Pati!!
pr ghabray nahi
ab aise dino ke liye Hazir hai
Manforce ka
saboodana flavour
ko bhi karo
aa jao
pas pas..!!

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