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♥।।Cool SMS Collection♥।।

*Tere liye chand kyaSitaro ko bhi tod dungaTu sadhi ke liye ha kahoGhar walo ko kyaGhar wali ko bhi chod dunga
*Its funny when people discuss overLove marriage and arranged marriageIt is like asking a person if he wouldLike to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".
*Osama to big B: How are you??Big B: Bas kabhi khushi kabhi gham. And you?Osama: Bas kabhi gola kabhi bum.
*Narad muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 Botal pilane k baad theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?Narad: Main bhagwaan hoon.Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko.
*Sardar ki maa: Puttar tujhe yahan se jalandhar jane me to ek din laga par wapas aane me 3 din lag gae wo bhi nai car se?Sardar: Maa yeh car banane wale bhi pagal hai jane ke liye to 4 gear dete hai par aane ke liye 1 hi gear dete hai.
*Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo.
*Larka lerki se : Janeman is dil mein chali aaoLerki : Sandle utaron kya?Larka : Stupid ye mandir nahi hai ayse hi aa jao
*Ek aadmi kabr par betha tha.Musafir ne pucha, dar nahi lagta ?Aadmi:darne ki kya baat hai ….?Ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya….!!!!
*Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?Customer : Kumar’s.S.M : Which after shave do y use ?C : Kumar’s.S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?C : Kumar’s ?S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?C : Kumar’s.S.M : Sir , what is this kumar’s is it an international company ?C : No, he is my room mate.
*Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.Santa asks: Who r u?Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
*Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’Sardarji : ‘What problem?’
*1980 Girls: maa mei jeans pehanungiMaa : nahin beti log kya kahengey ?2006 Girls: maa mein mini skirt pehanungiMaa: pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
*Pyar main kisi ne dhokha khayaTo kisi ne kasam khai haiHum wo majnoo haiJis ne sirf laat khai hai


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