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Dad to Son: When I beat u how u stop ur anger?
Son: I start cleaning the toilet
Dad: How does that help you?
Son: I clean it with ur toothbrush
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Santa: Ye TV kitne Ka hai?
Salesman: 1lakh
Santa: why, anything Special?
Salesman: Light chali gayi tohautomatically off ho Jayega!
Santa: Oh wow... jaldi pack karo!
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Man said passionately: Will you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old. He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!
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Man said passionately: Will you marry me?
My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say?
She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!
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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:
Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2:
Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
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If I ever go for a brain transplant I'd like 2 use ur brain.
It's not because u r a genius.
I would only like a brain that has never been used.


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