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rubens adam et eve

<>EVE n ADAM<>

The story of eve and adam..

One day in the garden of eden, Eve calls to God... "Lord, i have a problem!"
"what's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, i know You've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but i'm just not happy."
"why is that, Eve? Come the reply from above."
"Lord, i'm lonely. And i'm sick to death of apples."
"well Eve, in that case... I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"what's a man, Lord?"
"this man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vainglorious, all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He'll look silly aroused, but since you've been complaining. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your. . . ah, physical needs."
"he'll be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He wont be to smart, so he'll also need your advise to think properly."
"sounds great!" says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "what's the catch, Lord?"
"yeah, well. . .you can have him on one condition."
"what's that, Lord?"
"as l said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring. . So you'll have to let him believe that l made him first. . .so, just remember. . .its our secret. . .woman to woman."

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