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Advices -

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. (Perfection cannot be amended)

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. ( & Save the poor guy from u)

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up
there. (Now u know where a man has to go so that he cant hear his wife talk)

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. (Its bettter than None as it is for the women Species)

Love Sms-

Say U love me, but don't cry for me Say U hate me, but don't lie for me Say U are lonely, but don't miss me Say U want me, but don't kiss me Say U got me, but don't fool me Say U are mine, but don't rule me Just take my hand and say you are my friend Because darling, this is the end.
Submitted by soumya
LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!
Submitted by soumya
My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can't hold U, My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!

Missing u sms-

• I miss u in every beats of my heart, in every blink of my eyes, in every second of
time and in every moments of the day.

• Hum aap ko itna yaad kerte hain jitna aap hame yaad kerte hain.Firq sirf itna hai keh hum yaad kerke SMS kerte hain aap SMS perh ker yaad kerte hain.

• ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST VWXYZ


DID I FORGET ANY CHARACTER

YEAH

I MISS U
• Last nite I wanted to rite u a letter but all I cud rite was...

"noh ss!w !"

It didn't made sense until u read it upside down


• i miss u itna
u miss me jitna
i miss u tabse
u miss me jabse
i miss u tab tak
u miss me jab tak
u miss me na janay kab tak
but i miss u murtey dam tak
• Tum nahi aaye lekin,
Tumhari yaad chali aai hai.
Kal tum hamare saath the,
Aaj bas hum aur yeh tanhai hai.



• Dil mein tumhari tasveer,
Aankhon mein aasoono ke mele hai.
Tumhe kya battain
Tum bin kitne akele hain.

• HUM MAIN HI THI KOI BAAT YAAD NA TUM KO AASAKE, TUM NE HUMAIN BHOLA DYA HUM NA TUMHAIN BHOLA SAKE...

• Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi

• I may not talk Dat much 2 u but u’ll find me waiting, every minute jus 2 listen, 2 every piece of ur hrt saying!

• M¥_çålçülåtîøñ§_å®ë_Ù+M€=Ù$!_

Naughty Sms-

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

Police Sms-

im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom

Friendship Sms-
For it was not into my ear you whispered - but into my heart.
It was not my lips you kissed - but my soul."


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Why do we close our Eyes
When we Pray
When we Cry
When we Dream
When we Kiss
Because the Most BEAUTIFUL thing in life are not seen.
But felt by the heart !
DEFINITELY U !

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"If you love somebody,
let them go.
If they return, they were always yours.
If they don't, they never were."


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In a year I m: 365 Days Dreaming of U
8760 hours Thinking of U
5,25,600 Minutes Missing U
3,15,36,000 Seconds Treasuring U
DEFINITELY U !

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"Friendship often ends in love; but love ends in friendship - NEVER."


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In a year I m: 365 Days Dreaming of U
8760 hours Thinking of U
5,25,600 Minutes Missing U
3,15,36,000 Seconds Treasuring U
DEFINITELY U !

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Earth may stop Rotating
Birds may stop Flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop breathing
But I will never stop
THINKING U


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Where ever
When ever
What ever
Always Remember
I m here for U for ever !
DEFINITELY U !

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Heart is like Crystal, Preserve it
Love is like perfume, Spread it
Feelings are like flood, Flow it
FRIENDSHIP is like Umbrella, share it


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I have a pair of Eyes But can t See U every day.
I have a pair of Ears But can t hear your voice every time.
But I have only 1 heart that cares 4 u every day !
DEFINITELY U !

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NOBODY wants U
NOBODY Loves U
NOBODY misses U
NOBODY needs U
NOBODY cares about U
NOBODY makes U happy,
Don t Cry My Name is NOBODY Read it Now !


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Sacrifice everything for a Friend
But don't Sacrifice a friend for Anything.
DEFINITELY U !

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Don't Love a Friend who Hurts U
Don't Hurt a Friend who Loves U.


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Heart can skip beat for a while.
Memories can be kept in a file
A Desert can replace the Nile
But nothing can stop a Smile
When your NAME comes on my Mobile
DEFINITELY U !

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There are 3 Chambers in My Heart
One for my Mum
One for my Dad
One for God
What about U ?
Sorry No place for u in my Heart ! !
Because Friends like you are my HEART BEAT


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I m Happy, U know Why ?
Because I m Lucky, U know Why ?
Because GOD Love me, U know How ?
He sent the best friend to me u know Who ?
DEFINITELY U !


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Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when someone Hurts U
Smile because SOMEONE still Loves to seen u Smiling


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People like U are found only once in a lifetime.
So U better take care of yourself because I don t want to waste another lifetime
to find a such a SWEET Friend.


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All friends are not True.
But true friends are very few,
Which includes U


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Friendship is not collection of hearts but it is selection of hearts.


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Some people cannot understand,
A friend you've never met.
But then I guess they've never had
A Friendship on the Net.


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We tell each other our problems,
we make each other smile.
I worry if you haven't e-mailed,
or sent a message in a while.


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I don't remember where we met,
or how or when or why.
I only knew that when we did
I found in you a "Friend."

Small jokes-

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

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"I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a bear?" "Neither, just a plain simple ass."

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A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows

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Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!

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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

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A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

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A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!





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