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FUNNY SMS

1.Dhokha mila jabse pyar may,
zindagi may udaasi cha gayi,
socha tha chod degey in raaho ko,
per aaj mohalley may ek aur ladki aa gayi.
***
2.Usne haatho may mehndi saza raki thi,
maine uski doli utha raki thi,
mujhe malum tha woh bewafa niklegi,
isliye maine uski behan pata raki thi
***
3.Exam se 4din pahle yaad ata hai,
kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,
exams k din jab paper dekhte hai to yaad ata hai,
sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai.
***
4.Aaj bagh may kali hai,
kal gulab hoga,
jo tujhse shadi krega,
uska dimag kharab hoga.
***
5.Behki hawa se jhulfey bikhri,
dil ne kaha dildar nikla,
per hai re meri futti kismat,
yeh to nahaya hua sardar nikla.
***
6.Yeh exams k rishtey b ajeeb hotey hai,
sabke apne-apne naseeb hotey hai,
rahtey hai jo nigahao se dur,
saley wahi sawaal compulsory hotey hai.
***
7.Humne b pyar kiya tha,
thoda nai beshumar kiya tha,
dil tut ke reh gaya,
jab usne akar kaha maine to majak kiya tha.
***
8.Chandni raat thi mai soyi hui thi,
phir kisi ne derwaja khatkhataya,
maine socha mera dil aya,
per derwaza khola to dekha bijli ka bill aya.
***
9.tu mere dil may aisi samayi bathi hai,
jaise baajrey k khet may bhens gus ayi hoti hai.
***
10.BOY:bus or ladki ek jaisi hoti hai,
ek jati hai dusari ati hai.
GIRL:riksha or ladkey ek jaise hotey hai,
ek ko bulao toh sarey aa jatey hai.
***
11.Internet per ladki patayi,
internet per ho gayi sagaayi,
internet per ho gaya divorce,
isi bahane ho gaya hamara computer ka course.
***
12.dena hai 'dil' daan may,
wah...wah...
gour farmayega huzur,
dena hai 'dil' daan may,
dosto
Hey koi ladki kya dhayan may?
***
13.nayi-nayi shadi thi,
naya tha zamana,
dulha bechain tha,
sun-ne ko gana,
dulhan ne kiya shuru gana,
bhaiya mere rakhi ka bandhan nibhana.
***
14.Remember this words:
love the lady but don't touch the body,
you will screw the lady,
if u touch the body u will become a daddy.
***
15.In a bathroom,a boy touches a girl everywhere you know whose that boy?
stupid 'its' lifeboy soap.
Dirty people always think dirty.
***


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