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Hi I am Jakir From Thakurgaön Bangladesh. Dear all user Frnds You are download Funny SMS. I am Collection Nice Sms.
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Cant Believe after all the shit they have been throgh they're still together-----who? Your bum cheeks!!

-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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At Ist a little nible, then a slow lick & then a sensous suck.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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CADBURY'S CREAM EGGI "HOW DO EAT YOURS?
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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Gawd i have found two indentical objects a perfect match my Arse and Your Face.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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The Nchs Regrets to inform yo that your birth was a mistake, could you report pleace to your local hospital to be put down!
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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Ur 100% beautiful Ur 100% lovely Ur 100% sweet ur 100% nice an ur 100% stupid to belived these words!
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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It goes in dry, it comes out wet, the longer its in the stronger its gets. We can have it in bed, just u & me. ITS NOT WOTU Think Its a cup of tea.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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If i rote ur name id sky wind wood blow it away.if i rote ur name in d sea waves wood wash it away . But ur name is engravd in my heart where nothing can touch it.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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If u love me like u told me please be careful wiv my heart u can take it jus dont break it or my world will fall appart.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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If a kiss was a raindrop id send u showers. If a hag was a second id send u hours.If a smile was water id send u a sea.If love was a person id send u me.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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A Train is bout 2 crach! A Frantic virgin strips off & says can any 1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die? So a man takes off his clothes & says iron these.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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If i rote ur name id sky wind wood blow it away.if i rote ur name in d sea waves wood wash it away . But ur name is engravd in my heart where nothing can touch it.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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If u love me like u told me please be careful wiv my heart u can take it jus dont break it or my world will fall appart.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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If a kiss was a raindrop id send u showers. If a hag was a second id send u hours.If a smile was water id send u a sea.If love was a person id send u me.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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A Train is bout 2 crach! A Frantic virgin strips off & says can any 1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die? So a man takes off his clothes & says iron these.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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3 sister ann,jan & fanny all have big feet, ann & jan go ö a date, 1 of the boys says " jesus u have big feet" ann replys " u should see our fannys theyre huge?
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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Eva stood in the river washing her cant when God comes ranning go her and shouts. EVA RVE stop. Wont get the smell of the flash.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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Do you know why a waterbed needs to be filled with seawater? For the mussels need to be able fid the mostly.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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3 sister ann,jan & fanny all have big feet, ann & jan go ö a date, 1 of the boys says " jesus u have big feet" ann replys " u should see our fannys theyre huge?
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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Eva stood in the river washing her cant when God comes ranning go her and shouts. EVA RVE stop. Wont get the smell of the flash.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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Do you know why a waterbed needs to be filled with seawater? For the mussels need to be able fid the mostly.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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I am at the police station . The police caught me & filed a case against me 4 "POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS" I am doomed NEED SOMEONE UGLY 2 BAIL ME OUTG, so Hurry up!
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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Roses is red, violets r blue, the higher da skirt, the Better the New.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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Remember when u need a fuck, i'll always b here 4 u, Becoz Fuck " FRIENDSHIP U CAN KEEP" So, promise me dat we will fuck 4 ever!
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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I am a killer, I kill people for money But Because you are my frnd i'll kill you for nothing.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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There was once a genie who came and asked " Name ur wish" u asked "MAKE me Gorgeous", Genie replied "I GRAND WISHES NOT FUCKING MIRacles"
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Piss the taking is someone that realise u that points this at is it. NOW REad it back words.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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u picked me up? U took me home, u put ur hands around my waist, u took off my top, ten u put ur lips om mine, Thank god im a bottle of PEPSI.
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R u worried about missing work or being late, we have a deal 4 u, Travel with bin ladin Airlines & we will fly u str8 in 2 ur office.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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we go up and down protection is tight keepin it up all damn night, never tired always alert.-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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I have my job as a security guard.-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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whats the difference betwee divorce and circamcision? With divorse u ge rid of the whole prick"
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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I saw u staring out from dawindow ur eyes ur face ur so adorable i could't resist myself & started signing How MUCH IS THT DIGGY IN DA WINDOW.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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This Sms can only be readed by someone Sexy try again again may be you are just not sexy? One more time hey don't force it ugly. -Jakir Thakurgaon-
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Little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed along came a spider.
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Skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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Hello I am a virus and I am enterning your brain right now sory I will leave, I cant find a brain.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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jelly baby goes to doctors "doc ne got aids you cand have aids ur a jelly baby yeah i know. BUT i have been fucking allsorts!
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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I wanted 2 rite u a letter but all i cud rite was 3w6 & ys it didnot make much sense util u read it upside down.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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A Good Friends, is like Gød Bra, Hard 2 find, comfortable, supporting, prevents u from falling, Holds u Tight and always. -Jakir Thakurgaon-
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Close to your heart, ur my BRA.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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I wanted to send u something nice thai would make u smile but the postman told me to ge out the mailbox. -Jakir Thakurgaon-
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This messages was send exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously send it to the wrong number we ar truly sorry for the incövenience.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy, reaily sexy u make me randy. Ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed? Oops sorry wröng number 4 get wot i said.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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Laast night i wanted to send u a masg, but aj i could write was , "noh sslw i " it did not make much sense until i read it upside down.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like time at its NOV READ IT Back Words.
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Hello I am little aleen called ted i have take the form of a mobile phone your phone. And during this message i have been having sex with your thumb.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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A)Ur Attrative B)ur buff c.UR CHARAMIN D.UR DELICIOUS E.UR EXCITIN F.UR FUNNNY G.UR GORGEOUS H.UR HEAVENLY I. I am j.just k. Kiddin l.LOSER -Jakir Thakurgaon-
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HOW TO KEEPAN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *Press down* How to keep an idiot Entertaine * press up*
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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Ur so sexy u drive me insane. I luv u so much dat my hart is in pain ur voice puts me in a stlumbe. Oh damn im sorry i have the wrond numeber.
-Jakir Thakurgaon-
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All Sms Collected Jakir Hossain Sayon. Then Sms add after Coming soon.
Mail me Jakir4u.bd@gmail.com


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