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> URDU SMS 2 <

tunhie to0 tunhie hai mujh ko kia jelyy gi
jahan DOST BUSYY HO APP JESYYY VAHAN TUNHIE KIAA KER PY GI ...

yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na,
saade utte tenu rehm koi na,
horan nu tu din raat SMS kare,
saade leyi tere kol time koi naa…


AAJ KAL DIYAN KUDIYAN MUNDEYA NU KIVEN PERPOSE KADIYAN HAI - PIPLAN DI CHHAN HOVE,PHOOLAN DA RAS HOVE,JE MERA VAS HOVE TE TERI MAA MERI SAAS HOVE


Ek chuha sherni kol roj ek kapra(cloth)sut k chala janda c,
sherni ne ek din os nu fad k puchia:
oye a ki karda hunda tu roj?
chuha kehnda:
pawe phulkari ute vale buttian,mitran de chadre te padhe morni.

agar duniya ko kuch kar ke dikhana hai to sun meri baat :-Hathi ke upar ulta khadha hokar photo khickva , ab photo ko ulta karke duniya ko dikha




Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!


Is kadar hamari Dosti ka imtehan na lijiye! Kyon ho khafa ya bayan to Kijiye!Kar digiye maaf agar ho gayi galti!yu SMS na karke hame SAZA to na Digiye!


Kayi Log honge Tere janaze Ke Peeche,
Par ek Mein Na hoonga Tere janaze Ke Peeche,
Aur mai honga Bhi Kaise Tere janaze Ke Peeche,
Jo Mera janazaa aa raha hoga Tere janaze Ke Peeche.



YAAD HAI HUM PAHLE KAHA MILE THE….TRAIN RUKI NAZARO SE NAZAR MILI….AUR AAP NAY KAHA….ALLAH KE NAME PAR KUCHH DEDE BABA……:)



Aasuon Pe Aasuon Ki Lakir Ban Gayi
Kabhi Na Socha Tha Aisi Takdir Ban Gayi
Hamne Tho U Hi Reth Me Ghumai Thi Ungliya
Dur Se Dekha To Aapki Tasvir Ban Gayi.


Nagme Hai Sikwe Hai Kisse Hai batein Hai Batein Bhool Jati hai Har Jagah tum Yaad ati hai. Nigahome Har taraf tum chha jati hai….


Merey mobile ka accident ho gaya hay , doctor nay kaha hay ke bohot saray SMS ki bottle lagani paray ge So, plz donate much more SMS its urgent bcoz its in ICU


adil khan why are u butting in shit-head and by the way it’s not ur galthe becuse u dont now what is love pari ka ehsaa ne hai tum ko soooooooooooooo fck off


Mom: Beta so jao warna gabar singh aa jai ga,
Son: Mom pahle soo Rupaya do,
Mom: Kiyo?
Son: Warna main abo ko bulaonga or khaonga ke mare sone ke bad gabar singh aata hai.


Jawani ke din chamkelay ho gay
or husn kay tewar nokelay ho gay
Hum intizaar karnay main thooray dheelay ho gay
Or un kay haath peelay ho gay


Har karz dosti ka ada karay ga koon
Hum na rahay to dosti karay ga koon
Aay Khuda meray dostoon ko salamat rakhna
Warna mari shadi main Dance karay ga koon


Hum dua kartay hain Khuda say ke woh aap jaisa dost oor na banay..
Aik cartoon jaisi cheez hay hamaray pass..
kahin wo bhi na common ho gay..
Aay haay Aay haay..



Dua karte hai hum sar jhukaye, aye dost aap apni manzil ko paye, ager kabhi teri raho main andhera aaye, to roshni ke lyie Khuda humko ..jalaye,, Happey Friendship ..


Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai… Sone ko sona katta hai…Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega…


Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM



Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye.


Merye lye ab to din bi andari raat hai. Ab tu to shod gyi. Sanyan
hi mere sath hai. Kal vo bi shod jayga.


Ik bat sono yaro kabi pyar mat karna. Is rah me Sirf dokh hai
kabi ekrar mat krna. Ye to ek hava ka joka hai.


• ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain


shaam hothi hai thu ashko se jalathi hai chiraagh
subah hothi hai thu daman se bujathi hai chiraagh
ak hum hai ke abbhi tak hai diyee se mehroom
ak woh hai ke chiraaghoo se jalathi hai chiraagh.

tapish suraj ki hothi hai
jalna zameen ko parta hai
qasoor ankho ka hotha hai
leikin tadapna dil ko hotha hai.


maine kahaan biwi se khuda nahi thu kuch bhi nahi
biwi ne kahaan ye jhuth hai tankhuwa nahi thu kuch bhi nahi


uktha howa sooraj dowa de app ko
keeltha howa phool khushboo de app ko
hum thu kuch dene ke qabil nahi dene wala hazaar khushiya de app ko.


nazar neeche ki thu haaya ban gaii
nazar jo utaii thu gata ban gaii
nazar teerchi ki thu ada ban gaii
aur nazar jo milgaii thu wafa ban gaii.


waqt noor ko benoor kar detha hai
torey se zakham ko nasoor kar detha hai
kon chahtha hai apno se door hona waqt sab ko majboor kar detha hai.


mai ye samja ke tum bhety ho ak tehni par chaand teeka tha
mai ye samja tum bhety ho ujley ujley phool kiley they bilkool jaise tum hassthey ho.


ankho mai ghamo ke pehre hai
zakham dil ke bohut gehre hai
faryaad kare thu kiss se kare
sab duniya walley behrey hai


Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai


woh bewafa hai to kia howa ………
mat kaho bura us ko …………….
jo howa so howa ………………..
khush rakhy khuda us ko ………..


Roye ga woh es kadar meri LASh se lipatkar agar es baat ka pata hota to kab ke mar gaye hote


Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,
Har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota,
Miltay hain bohat log is tanha zindagi main,
Par koi doost ap sa accha,piara nahi hota


Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee, piyaar jis se kia woh itly chali gayee, Dil ne socha khudkushii kar ke dhekain, haath switch main dia tu bijlii challi gayee.

Tum milo na milo koi gam nahi,SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi.. Dosti me dhoka de woh Hum nahi,Hamari Dosti bhi Bunty Aur Babli se kam nahi…


Zindagi ki rah main hum dono sath chalain gay…. thora tum chalna, thora main chlun ga,……phir agay chal ker rikshaw kerwa lain gay.


SMS”,,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,,SMS”,,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,
SMS,,,,SMS
Khush? ab yeh na kehna ki
hum SMS nahi bhejte..


Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!


Love kho to do lafz, mano to bandagi, socho to gehra sager, dubo to zindagi, kro to asan, nibhao to mushkil, bikhre to sara zamana, simte to sirf tum.


tum bin jiya jaye kiese,kiese jiya jaye tum bin,
sadiyon se lambi hien raatien sadiyon se lambe hoye pal,


EKK HUSBAND APNI BIWI KI CHITA KO AAG LAGA KAR WAPIS AA RAHA THA! ACHANAK BIJLI GARJI, BADAL KHARKAYE, TEEZ TEEZ BARISH HOONA START HOO GAI, HUSBAND BOLA! LAGTA HAI PUHUNCH GAI HAI:)


zuban se lete hai
aaankho se aansu nikal aate hai
kabhi hazaro baate kiya karte they
aaj ek baat k liye taras jaate hai


hume to desi ne luta
angreji me kaha dum tha
hum to waha ja k ludke
jaha beer ka drum tha


MERY DIL MAIN SIRF TERA PYAR,
MERI ZABAN PER SIRF TERA NAAM,
MERI ANKHOO MAIN SIRF TERI TASVER,
MERI DUWAO MAIN SIRF TERI TABINDA ZINDAGI


wo saal nahi jo guzar jaye ga,
wo paal nahi jo beeth jaye ga,
wo kushboo nahi jo urr jaye gi,
wo tu anmool pyar haa jo mery dil main hi rajaye ga,


You are so sweet chona
i dnt want u khona
i want place in ur heart’s kona
Atleast Good night tou kar lou na.


andhe ke haat mein tv,vehre ke haat mein radio, goonge ke haat me mic, aur tere haat mein MOBILE! Vaah,kya zamaana ay gayaa!


5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch..
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Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai….
………………………………………………………
bottle main Pepsi say zyaada….used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa…. Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada… Mithai main sweet say zyaada…Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada… I LOVE U …
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Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria…………HOW R U??????



yu..ojhal na hona meri najaro se ki ye dil chahe tumhara didar kare tumhi ko chahe tumhi ko pyaar kare aur tumhara intizaar kare…

kon kahta hai k qyammat aay gi or main mar jaoon ga main b bara hoshyar hoon mangi mechay chup jaoon ga

bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai piyar,
hansti hai dostirulata hai piyar,
milati hai dostijuda karta hai piyar,
phir b kiyon log kartay hain piyar.


1: If life’s a game, wish u always win. If life’s a journey, wish u walk on roses. If life’s a joy, i wish u always smile. WISH U A HAPPY LIFE.

2.Duniya me sirf 7 chiz famous hai. Bole to 7wnders: 1Apun 2ApunkaDIL 3ApunkaSTYLE 4ApunkaSMILE 5ApunkaMOBILE 6ApunkaSMSor7 Apunka frnd its U.

3.D.O.S.T.I D:- Dastak bhi na de. O:- Or apna bana le. S:- Sari jindgi jo saath de. T:- Takdir jo sawaar de. I:- Isi rishte ko kehte hai…..Dosti

4.Pyari si subah main pyare se panchhi,pyari si kirne,pyari si oss ki boonden,pyari si thandi hawayein,ek pyare se dost ko pyara sa din de jaaye.Good morning.

1.Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

2.Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

3.kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur kuch aap ...


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